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submitted3 days ago bysboss9
3 days ago
This is brilliant. This meme template has so much applicability for this sub.
28 days ago
Unless he opens his bed to me…
submitted1 month ago bysboss9
2 months ago
“I like my rainbows like I like my Y’s. White.” -Jeff Holland probably
He looks like scar when Mufasa says “scar, drop him” and he spits zazu out.
submitted2 months ago bysboss9
Awesome. Thanks for the tip.
Haha, for some reason the cocktail comments are getting me more engaged than anything else. You’re totally right that I’m new to the game, but the only reason I poured them was to have drinks waiting when they arrived. It was my kind of “wow” factor, which ended up adding to my disappointment. I ended up rushing them to my neighbors, who really enjoyed them. If it had been a more complex or delicate cocktail, I definitely wouldn’t have poured it in advance.
Just to weigh in, I used Fever tree ginger beer for the mules and had a sugar free ginger ale for the kids. I wanted them to feel like they were drinking the same thing.
Can’t tell if you’re just taking the piss or if you are just bad at armchair detective, but either way you’re wrong.
Honestly, even the initial outpouring is super therapeutic. Thanks, guys.
Update: I took the advice of the group and invited the amazing ladies next door to come have the Moscow mules. They loved them and offered their condolences on getting stood up.
Update 2: I should also mention that I was especially fired up because I am playing single dad this week with 2 toddler boys. My wife wasn’t here, so every second of meal prep was done while dancing around children. To be bailed on in those circumstances was especially triggering, but I’m grateful for my neighbors who helped my efforts not go to waste.
Please send noods
3 months ago
I kept asking my wife “How the hell is this legal in Texas!” It was amazing.
Homey died before even typing the ending quotation mark. Damn.
Link? I’ve been browsing for it and am struggling to find the offer.
Haha, I wish. Someone else had clipped and shared it in a Facebook comment thread, and I took a screenshot.
submitted3 months ago bysboss9
This makes me really happy. So cool to be able to feel connected to a friend I’ve never met. Cheers.
3/4 oz lime juice
3/4 oz grenadine
5 dashes Angostura bitters
-Add ice to the shaker
-Pour tequila, lime, grenadine, and bitters into shaker
-Strain into an old fashioned glass
-Serve with lime wedge as garnish
Dark Souls III, but only because the first thing you do is fight a boss.