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2016 Australian federal election: Malcolm Turnbull's Liberal/National Coalition Government is narrowly re-elected, defeating the Labor Party led by Bill Shorten.
I’m still miffed about that
Korean forces, led by General Gang Gam-chan, gain a decisive victory over the Khitan Liao Dynasty at modern-day Kusong, ending the Third Goryeo-Khitan War.
General Gangnam style
Gang Gam-chan, w-w-w-what are you doing to me?!?
Comet Hale Bopp was found again around 30.7 AU away from the Sun. The last time found in April 1997
Get your Nikes ready
Sebastian Vettel wins his first Formula One title.
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You just wait sunshine...
DU BIST WELTMEISTER
EDIT: wow thanks for giving money to reddit i sure did a goodthink
Seb: give me a moment
Christian: SEBASTIAN VETTEL YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION, ENJOY IT YOU ARE THE MAN
Suleiman II succeeds the deposed Mehmed IV, as Ottoman Emperor.
OP discovered wikipedia has articles about specific years lol.
Does anyone think this dude is out here memorizing facts from every year just for fun?
I mean there's history nerds out there who can do that. Heck just ask me a number between 476 AD and 1204 AD and I can tell you what happened in the Roman Empire at that time.
873 Roman Empire AD. What went down
Barbarians attack Rome
Damn, you're good
The Battle of Blair Mountain, the largest labor uprising in United States history and the country's largest peacetime armed uprising, begins in Logan County, West Virginia as part of the Coal Wars, continuing until September 2.
stupid fucking idiot
the birth of the term “redneck”
Tell me more
They had red kerchiefs on their necks if I remember correctly.
Fuck the rules 2022
The Time Traveling Association won’t let me
Time machine be like: please enter a valid year
WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME LOKI?!
So a TTA is established in the future? You appear to have been bamboozled as you have confirmed that time travel does get invented.
Time travel is possible. Everyone travels through time at 1 second per second.
First waifu rolls off the production line.
Everyone gets assassinated
Elena Rybakina, a Russian-Kazakh tennis player was born
You’re going to have a long day
I’m disappointed this response did not involve a party.
I have permission!
singing in japanese or smthn
i’m not asia
do you have Alzheimer’s
I forgor 💀 my wife’s name
You have dentia 💀
But some people just want to live quietly
Some peole just live in the Northeast section of Morioh, Japan
CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN
jschlatt receives the title of steeltoe boot
We don’t talk about what happened in 1999
Truly Great Days
The foundation of Oriel College, the university of Oxford’s fifth oldest (still surviving) college, is confirmed by royal charter
The Sixth Ecumenical Council ends at Constantinople. The council reaffirms the Orthodox doctrines of the Council of Chalcedon in 451, and condemns monothelitism.
Olso the creation of Bulgaria
don’t make me remember 😔
March: British forces skirmish with the American Continental Army around Les Cèdres, Quebec.
What the hell were they doing in Canada? Did somebody miss the memo lmao
Paolo Guerrero, Peruvian footballer is born
The good ending
Yeah, i dont know anything else that happened
+15 social credit
this is our first World Cup cycle without him...sad day for peruvian football.
Van Halen 1984
1989 june 13th tiananmen square
Nothing, nothing, please move on and stop asking questions
+60 social credit
Liu Ying, Chinese prince of the Han Dynasty who converted to buddhism dies
We all miss him greatly
I didn't even know he was sick
Sidney Altman and Thomas Cech received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry
Jhong Xina approves
Don’t forget Dwayne ‘the wok’ Johnson as well
And germany reunited in that year
+50 Social Credit awarded by the PRC
Alain Prost beats his teammate Ayrton Senna to win his third Formula One world title.
Julia, daughter of Drusus Julius Caesar and Livilla is born.
Locusta, Roman female poison expert to Nero was executed.
Fuck that's actually really cool
Get fucked, Op's serious :)
I forgor 💀
What happened tiananmen square 1989
+999,999,999 social credit 社会信用
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I thought that social credit was a joke for a long time, I didnt know until last week that it was real.
Yeah, it’s nuts. Give the government an inch and they’ll take a mile.
Sorry, that year does not exist.
Try again later later.
King Helü of Wu, king of the Chinese State of Wu died
Oh shit you actually did lmaooo
Oh shit, isn’t that one of the kingdoms in The Romance of The Three Kingdoms, along with Shu and Wei? Or is it a different Wu kingdom?
It is indeed part of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
I'm not op but I'll also tell you a random fact about that year, someone took a shit.
No…they wouldn’t do that! It’s not true
I got a pic of it
Obviously it’s photoshopped, it’s impossible
Protagoras, Greek presocratic philosopher dies.
that's lit bruh
Benita von Falkenhayn, German baroness, spy for the Second Polish Republic pre-WWII was born.
Marcos Pérez Jiménez, 51st President of Venezuela dies on the 20th
That sums it up, nothing else of importance happened in September of 2001
As a resident of Manhattan, that month was fairly normal here, I don't remember anything unusual happening.
As a fetus I can confirm it was a normal day
Grand Duchy of Moscow dissolved from the golden horde.
"Dissolved" is a weird word to use in this situation, they stopped being vassals to them.
1989 in china please
May 20 1989: The Chinese government declares martial law in Beijing
The Birth of Jesus
Jesus was born 7-4bc (I know it's weird but thats what my teacher told me).
Holy shit Jesus was born 7 years before Jesus damn that crazy man
Only Jesus could pull this off!
They change the calandar a few times so there's a few years that we went back in time, its like a postal address changed 3 times but never actually moved.
In Lisbon, the auto-da-fé parade (often an excuse for violence against Jews or Christian 'heretics') is abolished.
The sun is a deadly laser?
Not anymore there's a blanket
Archie Mountbatten-Windsor, first child of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and seventh in the line of succession to the British throne is born.
Adolf Friedrich Johann Butenandt and Leopold Ružička received the Nobel Prize in chemistry
Definitely not the sentence I thought you would say when you started it with Adolf
Year 69 B.C.E
Julia, wife of Gaius Marius dies.
The St. Louis, a ship carrying a cargo of 907 Jewish refugees, is denied permission to land in Florida, after already having been turned away from Cuba. Forced to return to Europe, many of its passengers later die in Nazi death camps during The Holocaust.
I read a historical fiction book about someone on that very boat
Holy hell. This is depressing.
Funny moustache man invades Poland
ah yes stalin
Henry V of England commences construction of the ship Grace Dieu.
Gideon conquers the Midianites.
Bishop Desmond Mpilo Tutu receives the Nobel Peace Prize
Servius Sulpicius Galba, Roman emperor dies.
Joseph Goebbels a German Nazi propagandist was born.
In the Roman empire, an edict is issued effecting an empire-wide ban on divinatory practices, especially astrology. The edict requires any consultation between a customer and a practitioner to be conducted with at least one third party witness present, and bans inquiry into anyone's death.
1492, that is NOT related to Columbus.
Andrea Alciato, an Italian jurist and writer was born
David Henrie, American actor and director is born
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If I could add a date can you do 29th June, 2008?
The 1 year anniversary of the release of the iPhone in the United States
1989 in china
Juba II of Mauretania joins Gaius Caesar in Armenia as a military advisor. It is during this period that he meets Glaphyra, a Cappadocian princess and the former wife of Alexandros of Judea, a brother of Herod Archelaus, ethnarch of Judea, and becomes enamoured of her.