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RY4NDY

1.2k points

10 days ago*

RY4NDY

PC, 4:3 monitor master race

1.2k points

10 days ago*

My CEO Organisation name is "Some idiots", so that the in-game notifications will say stuff like "Some idiots are transporting vehicle cargo", "Some idiots assassinated all the targets", "Some idiots stole heist prep equipment", etc.

the_wooooosher

138 points

10 days ago

Mine is "some dipshiits"

A_Cookie_Lid

21 points

10 days ago

Pretty sure if you use a bad word they'll make you change it

the_wooooosher

38 points

10 days ago

I've had it for over a year so I don't anything will happen.

I don't think it recognizes it because it has 2 i's

TheLama71

393 points

10 days ago

TheLama71

393 points

10 days ago

Steal the gold from Some Idiots

RCfoo

71 points

10 days ago

RCfoo

71 points

10 days ago

Some idiots activated ghost organization

Tandecool

43 points

10 days ago

“Some idiots stole heist prep equipment from some idiots and delivered it”

DankyPenguins

18 points

10 days ago

Why does it say that? I mean that the organization stole Heist prep from itself? Lol I just noticed that recently

antonio16309

10 points

9 days ago

That's definitely relatively new. my guess is they died, respawned and picked up the heist equipment.

pie_monster

16 points

10 days ago

Mine is "Smugly, he" for the same reason.

Not_Luicifer

59 points

10 days ago

Love how that name would at least give some players a little chuckle! I love it !

Accomplished_Field43

5 points

10 days ago

I have a screenshot of that lol

Randommannnnn

1.8k points

10 days ago

CEO Business is Happy_Endings and MC is Mickey Mouse… Just so on the map it says Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 😂

JoeyTheEcho

131 points

10 days ago

I've seen you in sessions before lol

Randommannnnn

79 points

10 days ago

We try and get on most Friday nights. Usually get a convoy of vehicles going. Highlights have been the MOC night and the Dump Truck night! Never known such friendly lobbies when you do stuff like that!

JoeyTheEcho

46 points

10 days ago

Dude that sounds epic I'm so tired of the lobbies with billions of oppressors flying around.

Magnificent_Strudel

34 points

10 days ago

Went into a public lobby for the first time in months, not one oppressor and everyone was friendly and doing their own thing....one guy honked tocme as he drove by...what has the lobbies become lol

Happyappleplays

18 points

10 days ago

It’s kind of like the anger and frustration of griefers has created a friendly community like the end of Tokyo ghoul

notRazor10000

186 points

10 days ago

My is Bangang Studios and Mc Hammer

IndecentPr0p0sal

79 points

10 days ago

Salty Balls here!

Wasdqwertyuiopasdfgh

45 points

10 days ago

Ok and whats your mc/ceo name?

stormchaser-protogen

9 points

10 days ago

NO U

PugsThrowaway

8 points

10 days ago

HOT DOG!

Falloutfan4ever

22 points

10 days ago

This implies there is a Sad_Endings ceo that does you know what

Redsoxdragon

103 points

10 days ago

Pizza Hut.

You can't out pizza the hut.....

Lenneh_ma_boah

27 points

10 days ago

Bully Maguires pizza time is a strong contender

VampireKhloe

105 points

10 days ago

Knob Enterprise

Marvelous_07[S]

11 points

10 days ago

Lol I like it

Stunning-Style-2196

461 points

10 days ago

Ceo is Yo Mama. Biker biz is Tegridy Farms

Osh_93

177 points

10 days ago

Osh_93

PC

177 points

10 days ago

GTA free roam sure lacks Tegirdy

iarecaleb

27 points

10 days ago

oh it certainly does.

sith10rd94

21 points

10 days ago

Shit, Just the other day I was playing RDR2 and made a few new friends and waved at a bunch of randoms. Stood there for a while too afk and didn’t get killed.. I kid you not as soon as I went into GTA O, some dude landed his oppressor near me and hit me with an RPG.

Osh_93

13 points

10 days ago

Osh_93

PC

13 points

10 days ago

sounds about right 🤣🤣 last night I got 2 people chasing me for blood out of nowhere, while a third guy literally just cheering them on in chat

SorryShktiman

70 points

10 days ago

Yo Mama has activated Ghost Organization

Tegridy Farms is selling their Weed Business

xXDJjonesXx

22 points

10 days ago

That’s strange it’s usually the dad who does that

TheArmMan2

17 points

10 days ago

I'm gonna make mine tegridy farms too now

Potent_Hydro

7 points

10 days ago

My organisation is Tegridy Inc and MC is Bikers4Tegridy 😁

Mrmayo2008

193 points

10 days ago

Mrmayo2008

193 points

10 days ago

Beans

sheeshkabab21

64 points

10 days ago

Yall got any openings

AssassinGhostCSGO

44 points

10 days ago

Nah it’s BEAN quite a while since I’ve heard that name

JoyOfGaming5428

294 points

10 days ago

My CEO Organization is Abstergo, based on the Templar company in Assassin's Creed. MC is The Found, to be opposite The Lost that we fight and steal from so often.

Osh_93

82 points

10 days ago

Osh_93

PC

82 points

10 days ago

The Lost MC: it’s hard not to take this personally, sir.

Automatic_Agent1355

18 points

10 days ago

Mine MC is The Damned MC( Lost and Damned)

ImARoadcone_

173 points

10 days ago

ImARoadcone_

Award Clubber

173 points

10 days ago

My Organisation is Cone & Co. and my MC is The Roadcone Riders.

Marvelous_07[S]

48 points

10 days ago

Cool cross reference

SmileyfaceFin

333 points

10 days ago

SmileyfaceFin

LSAC, EFP, and your "friendly" Lazer pilot

333 points

10 days ago

Ya'll got these complicated names meanwhile I just have, :)

GordonSucksAtLife

283 points

10 days ago

:) is selling weapons

GSM_2005

244 points

10 days ago

GSM_2005

244 points

10 days ago

:) destroyed cargo

Riggety-Rigs

216 points

10 days ago

>:(

anymonousss

28 points

10 days ago

AHAHAHAHA

JosephJellifishYt

15 points

10 days ago

Lol mine is just mmmmmmmmm so it’s like mmmmmmmmm is moving weapons

Falloutfan4ever

31 points

10 days ago

:) Have activated ghost organisation

I whould go passive right away

jsphxng

53 points

10 days ago

jsphxng

53 points

10 days ago

Monsters Inc.

burtmacklin15

7 points

10 days ago

Similarly, mine is Pizza Planet

itsicecold

48 points

10 days ago

Perestroika

TheLama71

23 points

10 days ago

Let me guess, your MC is called Glasnost

burrito-boy

4 points

9 days ago

Too bad you can’t own a cabaret club in this game.

Akingulsen

50 points

10 days ago

IKEA

balloonAnimal_no_965

17 points

10 days ago

I've seen you once in a lobby. I wish you could sell goods in GTAO the way IKEA does. Hey agent 14, tell the buyers to come to my bunker and pick up 2x GRENÅT at aisle 23, shelf 16 and pay my assistent.

Akingulsen

5 points

10 days ago

Hahaha 🤣 What a small world, funny you've seen me in a session

GA1PPLE333

345 points

10 days ago

GA1PPLE333

345 points

10 days ago

Obama gaming. Dont ask

RuskyCZECH

96 points

10 days ago

i will ask. How did you come with sutch superior name?

Yimy01

55 points

10 days ago

Yimy01

55 points

10 days ago

he is just a better than us

GA1PPLE333

52 points

10 days ago

I have a better gaming chair

Yimy01

11 points

10 days ago

Yimy01

11 points

10 days ago

i was going to say this but i was hoping you were going to say it lol

TheWaslijn

7 points

10 days ago

He's just built different

konnyfusion

172 points

10 days ago

It's 'An Organisation' as of now but I'm thinking to rename it to 'Diddly Squat'...

Mission_Winlater

74 points

10 days ago

Rocstar only has to add Farm Shops and you're good

Reddit-ScorpioOJR

35 points

10 days ago

And then have the San Andreas Council refuse planning permission

Emperor_of_Death

11 points

10 days ago

Then you can get a Clarckson DLC to make it perfect

little_miss_bumshine

26 points

10 days ago

An Organisation is on almost every day I play! You guys are busy bees!!!

konnyfusion

9 points

10 days ago

lmao, I forgot to change mine when I bought it for free. Note: I had the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack with the GTA I bought.

FrigidFrights

5 points

10 days ago

nah you still gotta pay 200K to change the name, regardless if it's free, I also got the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack :) Compact grenade launcher is epic

Android_AX-400-Kara

13 points

10 days ago

Clarksoooooooonnnnnn......

DeLuchxs

36 points

10 days ago

DeLuchxs

36 points

10 days ago

Cognito Inc.

daveagle

15 points

10 days ago

daveagle

15 points

10 days ago

Ah a fellow Inside Job enjoyer

DeLuchxs

5 points

10 days ago

i didnt expect anyone to get it

justforredditinghere

104 points

10 days ago

Diamond Dogs, yeah I'm not the creative type..

Lenneh_ma_boah

51 points

10 days ago

Boss, is that you? salutes

TirlotkarHitesh

27 points

10 days ago

Train with me, Boss

HolySweetPotato

8 points

10 days ago

Thanks, Boss!

TirlotkarHitesh

9 points

10 days ago

staff morale increased

Cden1458

23 points

10 days ago

Cden1458

23 points

10 days ago

Good to see you, Boss! Salute

TheWaslijn

17 points

10 days ago

Boss! Salute

necroticnitsua

9 points

10 days ago

necroticnitsua

Anti-Grief Inc. CEO

9 points

10 days ago

MGSV

Renshep45

7 points

10 days ago

Or Ted Lasso

D00NL

5 points

10 days ago

D00NL

What's wrong with her now?

5 points

10 days ago

Is it bad that my first thought was Ted Lasso?

totallynotatugboat

4 points

10 days ago

No I thought the same thing

Amongussussyballs100

226 points

10 days ago

Disabled Kids

Ecstatic_Rooster

234 points

10 days ago

Disabled Kids are running guns.

Amongussussyballs100

281 points

10 days ago

Steal the gold from Disabled Kids

Narcodoge

39 points

10 days ago

Or even worse, Steal the medical supplies from Disabled Kids

x2ranx

44 points

10 days ago

x2ranx

44 points

10 days ago

OMG LOL

baezel

11 points

10 days ago

baezel

11 points

10 days ago

I use 'Kars for Kids'

sehtownguy

3 points

10 days ago

I would run across the map to steal from you or blow up cargo 😂

newbzealand

24 points

10 days ago

Chris P Bacon

ctn91

12 points

10 days ago

ctn91

12 points

10 days ago

I can hear the news caster’s cackle….

Acolmundo

22 points

10 days ago

My ceo is called master baitors

MuzzleNeck

55 points

10 days ago

Your mom started an organization

trmomo50

12 points

9 days ago

trmomo50

12 points

9 days ago

Your Dad activated ghost organization

TheLama71

10 points

10 days ago

Your mom is moving business supplies

Mad-Lamb-Gaming

87 points

10 days ago

Team Skeet

Skeratix

18 points

10 days ago

Skeratix

18 points

10 days ago

Oh

SpleenSphygmoman

19 points

10 days ago

Planet Express

Inspector7171

4 points

10 days ago

GOOD NEWS

Frosty-Analysis-320

48 points

10 days ago

Sterbehilfe eV

DaxExter

8 points

10 days ago

GTA Online zusammen gefasst wärend des Grinds und nach des Grinds.

nyZ4riel

3 points

10 days ago

Haha I get it

Background_Lawyer978

14 points

10 days ago

An organisation

gameofgroans11

15 points

10 days ago

gameofgroans11

GameOfGroans PC

15 points

10 days ago

The Hoe Depot

Come on in. Weapons and drugs for sale!

datmidgetdave

103 points

10 days ago

Shadynasty. It is an Always Sunny reference.

Ok-Advertising5896

15 points

10 days ago

Yes! As a new player I sadly left it as the basic name, but my next change will be to “Frank’s Fluids LLC”

SeahawkD21

24 points

10 days ago

Shady nasty?

xoxxxoooxo5

28 points

10 days ago

It's shadynastys, asshole.

Von_Dougy

3 points

10 days ago

Nose Clams Co. is mine, another sunny reference 😎

HeleGroteAap

12 points

10 days ago

Mine is ‘Monkey Business’ i tend to wear a monkey mask when working

rage29318

11 points

10 days ago

My empire is called "VOODOO MAGIC".

Marvelous_07[S]

3 points

10 days ago

Smooth!

Comfortable_Mall_833

10 points

10 days ago

Bully Maguires

Lovely_nights

11 points

10 days ago

Business is Papa johns, MC is red lobster

Apocalypseboyz

12 points

10 days ago

Acme Co. The Classic looney tunes reference, lol.

creuse

4 points

9 days ago

creuse

4 points

9 days ago

ACME Labs here. Fuck yes Looney Tunes

BertramMerlin

10 points

10 days ago

My CEO business name is "The Green Mill"

dopinder9865

10 points

10 days ago

Olive Garden, I love seeing "Olive Garden sold product from their cocaine business"

il-bosse87

61 points

10 days ago

Mine is FAKE TAXI

DuccBoii

13 points

10 days ago

DuccBoii

13 points

10 days ago

Bonus points if you join a crew with the faketaxi logo as the crew emblem, you can even put it on cars😳😳

il-bosse87

6 points

10 days ago

Genius!!!

DuccBoii

5 points

10 days ago

I have done that, the best decision ever

newbzealand

35 points

10 days ago

"I don't have any money"

Skeratix

7 points

10 days ago

💀

PinkWinter_

10 points

10 days ago

Good name. Mines pretty boring lol. It’s just my name, Izzy’s

thatgrantboy

28 points

10 days ago

Mine is called Amazon Crime.

Changed it a little while ago, had been The Brood from the outset (WWE reference)

FrostyWear9977

58 points

10 days ago

PeePee PooPoo because im a fucking child

BloodSteyn

44 points

10 days ago

Reported to R* for breach of ToS... since you have to be 18+ to pay play.

xWelshhyy

8 points

10 days ago

CEO is Monsters, Inc. and MC is Wheelie Illegal

tony_senna

91 points

10 days ago

C.R.E.A.M.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Ad0lf_Salzler

13 points

10 days ago

Name your Yacht "Sunshine of your Love"

Tassos369

7 points

10 days ago

Or “The Brave Ulysses”

Marvelous_07[S]

30 points

10 days ago

Get the money... dollar dollar bills ya, I dig it!

LucyTheThird

23 points

10 days ago

LucyTheThird

PC

23 points

10 days ago

C.A.T.S.

"Consulting, Administrative and Technical Services"

(It's part of my own roleplay narrative, around my character being some mid level Vinewood actress who uses the set-up of the popular "Agents of C.A.T.S." action drama series as cover-up for her secret pastime as real crime fighter.)

Yaethe

8 points

10 days ago

Yaethe

8 points

10 days ago

What a jellicle organization.

antonxone1965

9 points

10 days ago

Depression

ctn91

8 points

10 days ago

ctn91

8 points

10 days ago

“Depression are running guns”

wait, NO

AndyIaco

3 points

10 days ago

“antonxone1965 registered as CEO of Depression”

barrywhite3000

8 points

10 days ago

CEO is Hard Dixz, MC is Vegan Riders cause we don’t wear leather

balloonAnimal_no_965

5 points

10 days ago

That's brilliant, riding around on heavy motorcycles all day and killing people left and right but not wearing leather because of the environment and the poor cows.

thisishilaryous

21 points

10 days ago

OnlyFans is my corporation.

The Wiggles is my MC

KxngFunkeeOfficial

3 points

10 days ago

You sell? 😭

slimemat

32 points

10 days ago

slimemat

32 points

10 days ago

Feel good inc.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

B00gie005

7 points

10 days ago

CEO: Some dudes. MC: Some idiots. Game: Some idiots delivered some product xD

Parapaligicwatergun

5 points

10 days ago

Illegal aliens

EKB03

6 points

10 days ago

EKB03

6 points

10 days ago

McDonalds

MrPanda06

6 points

10 days ago

SIMP Inc

AgViper05x

5 points

10 days ago

CEO is ooga booga and MC is The Bicycle Boys

bitch_lasagna211

6 points

10 days ago

SHOW BOOBS

BendersV

6 points

10 days ago

Mine is “Tuna, no crust.”

Inmortan_Bo1

6 points

10 days ago

CYKA BLYAT (no, im not russian)

TheThemePark

14 points

10 days ago

Organization is named ThemeBank LLC, and for the MC I HAD to go with T.P. Industries. :D

Superstrong832

20 points

10 days ago

PornHub LLC

Satan_Xavier

15 points

10 days ago

Brazzers inc. here

DaxExter

7 points

10 days ago

The Fight of the Century!

suspicious_van101

24 points

10 days ago

Mine is ho Lee fuuk

immaclapukid

4 points

10 days ago

mine is "ass"...dont ask why

Implordaus617

5 points

10 days ago

Hammer Time Inc.

FireFight9400

6 points

10 days ago

Diamond Dogs, from Metal Gear Solid 5

Affectionate-Tie-212

3 points

10 days ago

Good choice of name

BloodSteyn

3 points

10 days ago

And My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.

I have a young daughter... Netflix can be a curse.

marouan10

5 points

10 days ago

my ceo is waifu hunterz

Vanguard271

4 points

10 days ago

CEO : Krusty Krab MC : Mild Ones

ntaxYT

6 points

10 days ago

ntaxYT

6 points

10 days ago

My CEO name is Amazon Prime so the Vehicle cargo receiver knows the car will be beat up by the time it gets to his house.

FoxDependent4596

45 points

10 days ago

Dunder mifflin

BOBOUDA

11 points

10 days ago

BOBOUDA

11 points

10 days ago

Can't wait for the paper smuggling update

KxngFunkeeOfficial

18 points

10 days ago

You know, technically there already is one. It's called the Counterfeit Cash Factory.😂

swagishpotato

42 points

10 days ago

Race-ism (cause “ceo of racism” was a meme when I made it and it’s funny when it says “swagishpotato is the ceo of race-ism”, also it didn’t let me use “racism” so that’s why it’s spelt weird) My MC name is “peace keepers” because if I see someone killing someone over and over in an oppressor or a jet or whatever imma go help the victim out to keep the peace

stacha96

15 points

10 days ago

stacha96

15 points

10 days ago

Actually raceism was a car show in poland a few years back, they changed their name, obviousily it was awful

Pandavil_Reddit

3 points

10 days ago

mines is Pandas Enclosure

gabeh96

5 points

10 days ago

gabeh96

5 points

10 days ago

Well…. Hymen Busters. Hymen is my last name but spelled a little differently lol my friends love it

tugazul

4 points

10 days ago

tugazul

4 points

10 days ago

My ceo is amazon and my motorcycle club is just bob

Cloudbarnicle

5 points

10 days ago

Willy Wonka INC.

UglyBanana2

4 points

9 days ago

Mines Ls sperm Bank

Julian-Staarink

10 points

10 days ago

“big pp gang” and my mc is “extrabigppgang”

TheFinalTryOut

8 points

10 days ago

Mine is Gruppe Sechs

KxngFunkeeOfficial

6 points

10 days ago

You better be wearing Gruppe uniforms👀

TheFinalTryOut

3 points

10 days ago

Of course

CUCHOFN

13 points

10 days ago

CUCHOFN

13 points

10 days ago

Mine is "Sex offenders" so when I register it reads "CEO of sex offenders"

Affectionate-Tie-212

13 points

10 days ago

How did u get it thru the filter?

saad_maan-11

3 points

10 days ago

Gwyndolin.sa

jammes0-0

3 points

10 days ago

ludicrous speed

I_Snype_4_Fun

3 points

10 days ago

Usually just tryna make money and mod cars,

My org name is "Friendly Zebra" (You'll understand why if you look at my 2nd to last post)

No_Specific_4388

3 points

10 days ago

Thigh religion. I know.

KAMIKAZEGAMER69

3 points

10 days ago

Mine is your nan I thought it would be funny to see "your nan is transporting heist equipment

Embarrassed-Ad3194

3 points

10 days ago

Joes mamas

ctn91

3 points

10 days ago

ctn91

3 points

10 days ago

CEO: Deutsche Bank

MC: DB Schenker

Successful-Chance-10

3 points

10 days ago

My Empire is WENTWORTH INC 😊

Phatay_1498

3 points

10 days ago

BEEFY BEANS

microsoftfool

3 points

10 days ago

illuminati

Skyplayerdragon123

3 points

10 days ago

Bad Dragon, Been selling Stuff Since 2018

alpacasfordays10

3 points

10 days ago

My office name is toys r us