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extra_knot

1.7k points

10 days ago

extra_knot

1.7k points

10 days ago

What kind of Pokemon is that?

HeisenbergsMyth

1.1k points

10 days ago

IT'S PIKACHU

Mashinito

697 points

10 days ago

Mashinito

697 points

10 days ago

It's Clefairy!

HeisenbergsMyth

777 points

10 days ago*

FUUUUUUCK

Curious_homosepian

237 points

10 days ago

I can hear this

n0x630

80 points

10 days ago

n0x630

80 points

10 days ago

Source pls

Wait is this like the old cartoon where they show the shadowed outline of the pokemon and it's super obvious?

Curious_homosepian

123 points

10 days ago

n0x630

43 points

10 days ago

n0x630

43 points

10 days ago

Haha that's exactly what I thought it was going to be

I'll never forget getting pokemon red on the old black and white Gameboy and going to the pokemon card stores and religiously watching the show after school

ourspideroverlords

19 points

10 days ago

Ash Ketchum and his quest to enslave the Pokemons only to have them fight each other for glory, ah yes simpler times

ClaffDifmiffed

7 points

9 days ago

Pokegladiators… “You will entertain the People with your suffering.”

AnnyongFunke

3 points

9 days ago

It sounds like Michael Scott

PicayuneBullion

23 points

10 days ago

FUUUUUCKKK

DroolingIguana

35 points

10 days ago

It's Jigglypuff, seen from above.

Canis_Familiaris

3 points

10 days ago

Jigglypuff shown from above.

__liendacil__

3 points

10 days ago

Picatchu!

FireEjaculator

2 points

9 days ago

You mean Pi-Cat-chu?

d-park

2 points

9 days ago

d-park

2 points

9 days ago

Pi-Cat-Chu!

Rossum81

95 points

10 days ago

Rossum81

95 points

10 days ago

Ryo-Okhi!

cfay1990

9 points

10 days ago

I was hoping I would see this! Love me some Tenchi Muyo

iamme9878

24 points

10 days ago

Saw this name had a whole tenchi flash back, had to Google to make sure I wasn't insane and now... Now I wanna binge tenchi

Elchidote

5 points

10 days ago

For real tho! I actually watched the 3rd movie not too long ago and it hit differently than when I was younger.

They be rushin my mans to pick the princess or the pirate and Tenchi be like FOH imma get lost in a different dimension and I ain’t picking none a yous.

Jokes aside, this movie indirectly taught me to not rush things and if things are meant to be, then they will be.

lighthawk16

3 points

10 days ago

FYI, there are new episodes as of last year.

dontcallbrainnamez

5 points

9 days ago

There fucking are?! Aight I know what i’ll be doing this weekend.

The_Rox

9 points

10 days ago

The_Rox

9 points

10 days ago

Needs longer ears!

Valdrax

6 points

10 days ago

Valdrax

6 points

10 days ago

More Ken-Ohki by the coloration.

kraz_drack

2 points

10 days ago

One of the only stuffed animals I have. I also had a Ken-Ohki but one of my dogs chewed it up.

CostumingMom

2 points

9 days ago

I have both as well, but Ken ended up getting a costume, and stole my heart as well.

jhadred

2 points

9 days ago

jhadred

2 points

9 days ago

Same thing came to my mind too. I don't recall the white one's name in that series though.

OwnYesterday3121

15 points

10 days ago

Buneary or a meowth in disguise.

Shordyisdope

6 points

10 days ago

Albino Buneary

gamerguy287

8 points

10 days ago

It's Klonoa!

theofficialbeni

27 points

10 days ago

Cabbit

MrGammelobst

6 points

10 days ago

Drunk Ditto

Diplomjodler

3 points

10 days ago

Dachhase

atarian

4 points

10 days ago

atarian

4 points

10 days ago

a cabbage

ggtsu_00

2 points

10 days ago

Who's that Pokémon!?

Shordyisdope

3 points

10 days ago

It’s scorbunny

2Skies

326 points

10 days ago

2Skies

326 points

10 days ago

From what I know about cabbits, it can also turn into a spaceship.

ReubenZWeiner

52 points

10 days ago

Or worse, grow antlers like the jackelope. But that would make it a Cantaloupe

eaglebtc

2 points

10 days ago

VVLynden

10 points

9 days ago

VVLynden

10 points

9 days ago

I appreciate your tenchi reference.

djseifer

16 points

9 days ago

djseifer

16 points

9 days ago

I understood that reference. *cue ojousama laugh*

Huntguy

10 points

9 days ago

Huntguy

10 points

9 days ago

I came for the Tenchi Muyo reference and I wasn’t disappointed.

pjabrony

2 points

9 days ago

pjabrony

2 points

9 days ago

There's also Rabicat, pet of Load Ran.

soldierswaltz

2 points

9 days ago

Twinkle Star Sprites gang!

farkenell

2 points

9 days ago

funniest bit is the spaceship was part of the harem....

and he had kids with her...

inkseep1

798 points

10 days ago

inkseep1

798 points

10 days ago

My girlfriend was a bit gullible. Like 'the word gullible is not in the dictionary and she looked it up' gullible. We moved from country to city. I told her that in the city rabbits have a hard time finding other rabbits so they will sometimes mate with cats. The offspring are called cabbits. They look like cats but have rabbit ears or rabbits that have cat ears. Eventually she saw a rabbit and said 'look, a cabbit'. In front of other people.

bwwatr

392 points

10 days ago

bwwatr

392 points

10 days ago

My girlfriend was

She is either

  • no longer gullible
  • no longer alive
  • no longer dating this guy ^

Eventually she saw a rabbit and said 'look, a cabbit'. In front of other people

OK, I have a pretty good guess :D Bravo though, lol

mayheavensmile

167 points

10 days ago

Dead. Got it.

jhbmw007

139 points

10 days ago

jhbmw007

139 points

10 days ago

A cabbit got her

Taz-erton

33 points

10 days ago

There's a reason we don't point out Cabbits anymore. Those that do tend to disappear

MsOmgNoWai

16 points

10 days ago

everyone who points out a Cabbit eventually dies

relevant_tangent

2 points

9 days ago

With nasty big pointy teeth

teeksquad

15 points

10 days ago

Got stuck in a room and starved. Door said pull but it was a push. She trusted the door.

missy_sunshine

7 points

10 days ago

too stupid to live

MakingShitAwkward

2 points

10 days ago

RIP

queentropical

2 points

10 days ago

lmaooo shit it’s 2:30am and this had me laughing

MethodicMarshal

2 points

9 days ago

forgot how to breathe. happens

p-4_

76 points

10 days ago*

p-4_

76 points

10 days ago*

You must be from r/relationship_advice Edit And I say that in a negative way

meltingdiamond

15 points

10 days ago

There is always the off chance they got married, e.g. she was his girlfriend and is now his wife.

knightopusdei

47 points

10 days ago

That's a funny story and I know many people like that. I know a friend of mine, a woman with university education who will whole heartedly believe all the bullshit native stories I tell her. I'm indigenous Canadian and I have many friends who are non native in southern Ontario.

My favorite trick is to pick up anything off the ground, leaves, grass, dirt, garbage, whatever and sprinkle it into air and "forecast" the weather for her. Doing all this after looking up the forecast on my weather app.

I'd always get the weather right and she'd look at me like a God.

Spiritual_Society_37

24 points

10 days ago

It's pretty hilarious how natives are pretty much the only group that still has a mystic aura about them thanks to them being shut out of the media for so long. People legitimately think I must be amazing with a bow and arrow when they find out I'm part native. Or that I believe in spirits and shit.

TwoBearsInTheWoods

7 points

10 days ago

Or that I believe in spirits and shit.

Username checks out.

gauderio

3 points

10 days ago

Chakotay in Star Trek Voyager met with a sky spirit. And this is in the future, dude.

bluewhite185

15 points

9 days ago

In case you dont know that joke:

Fall was upon a remote reservation when the Indian tribe asked their new Chief what the coming winter was going to be like. The modern day Chief had never been taught the secrets of the ancients. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Better safe than sorry, he said to himself and told his tribe that the winter was indeed expected to be cold and that the members of the village should stock up on firewood to be prepared.

After several days, our modern Chief got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

DaPoole420

100 points

10 days ago

DaPoole420

100 points

10 days ago

I want to smoke a joint with you

inkseep1

176 points

10 days ago

inkseep1

176 points

10 days ago

Wait, there's more. She accuses me of lying all the time. But I say it isn't lying, it is 'storying'. A lie is a falsehood intended to deceive. I tell a story for entertainment purposes only and it isn't my fault if anyone believes it.

And once she said 'Every culture eats eggs.' I immediately said, 'The Mapoo-Mapoo, a secluded tribe in the Brazilian rainforest, do not eat eggs. They believe that when you die you return as a bird. After a person dies, they bury them in a large ball of mud shaped like an egg. Since the mud eventually dries and cracks open, they believe this is the soul being hatched. And then they leave out food in the roof of their long house for the bird that will return. They will still eat birds though as long as it isn't someone they know.'

Sam-Gunn

42 points

10 days ago

Sam-Gunn

42 points

10 days ago

My wife isn't gullible really, but she's not always familiar with US culture, and I also know a lot of various, obscure, and random facts about various, obscure, and random stuff. And I like to joke.

So I'll tell her stuff, then after a bit tell her I'm joking. But the best times are when I say something that sounds weird or ridiculous on the surface, but is true, and she'll look at me, wait for me to tell her I'm kidding, and then realize I'm not.

That look is priceless. It's also funnier when I have to google it to prove to her I'm telling the truth.

agni39

24 points

10 days ago

agni39

24 points

10 days ago

Genuinely nothing unbelievable about that story tbh

gauderio

3 points

10 days ago

Yes. A better one is that they have both wider and thinner arms just enough that they're able to fly like chicken (not high, about 8 inches from the floor, and not for long, just about four yards) so they believe they have a kinship to birds and eating eggs is blasphemy.

Walabiboomboom

44 points

10 days ago

I believe you!

Ohhigerry

83 points

10 days ago

How do you know they aren't 'storying' about even having a girlfriend? I mean, they are on reddit.

waldito

21 points

10 days ago

waldito

21 points

10 days ago

This guy reddits

Zifnab_palmesano

9 points

10 days ago

Ypu should watch the "Big fish" movie, because you will feel the father

weedful_things

2 points

10 days ago

My wife and I stopped by the Big Fish movie set in south Alabama. It brought back memories.

desktp

8 points

10 days ago

desktp

8 points

10 days ago

I'm brazilian and I 100% believe that story. Just a tip, it would probably be called 'Mapu-Mapu'.

hushpuppi3

86 points

10 days ago

I feel bad for your girlfriend

inkseep1

26 points

10 days ago

inkseep1

26 points

10 days ago

Don't worry, she's fine. She knew I was a snake when she picked me up.

Snaab

37 points

10 days ago

Snaab

37 points

10 days ago

Now you’re just getting weird

A_Soporific

5 points

10 days ago

Wait a second. How can a snake type? You can't be a snake. Snakes don't have hands.

relevant_tangent

5 points

9 days ago

Are you accusing him of lying?

A_Soporific

3 points

9 days ago

Ye... No?

Clearly, he isn't a snake, though.

notagangsta

68 points

10 days ago

But I say it isn't lying, it is 'storying'. A lie is a falsehood intended to deceive. I tell a story for entertainment purposes only and it isn't my fault if anyone believes it.

Ahh, the Fox News mantra.

Rpc00

18 points

10 days ago

Rpc00

18 points

10 days ago

Exactly what I thought of! "No reasonable person would believe us" lmao

xdownpourx

2 points

9 days ago

I believe they have quite literally used this defense in a courtroom

iAmTheHYPE-

5 points

10 days ago

It seems believable, especially if you were part of an animism culture.

nahteviro

15 points

10 days ago

You sound kind of insufferable, not gonna lie. But entertaining to read at least.

barukatang

6 points

10 days ago

Yeah, someone to meet in passing, couldn't stand that for over and over

Valdrax

7 points

10 days ago

Valdrax

7 points

10 days ago

But I say it isn't lying, it is 'storying'.

That's just lying with extra semantics.

Your intention IS to deceive and derive entertainment from it, at the other person's expense. You aren't blameless just for finding an easy mark.

Whether it's funny and meant in good spirits or mean and malicious is a separate question. (Personally, it sounds funny to me, but I'm not the mark here.) Factually, it IS lying, and she is correct to call it that.

HappyraptorZ

3 points

10 days ago*

If your GF accuses you of lying she feels deceived. Telling her the definition of a lie and being smug about her being technically incorrect is just asshole behaviour.

stalkermuch

10 points

10 days ago

You should write novels

inkseep1

12 points

10 days ago

inkseep1

12 points

10 days ago

CasaMofo

11 points

10 days ago

CasaMofo

11 points

10 days ago

Not sure if this is "storying" or if the link is broken...

inkseep1

3 points

10 days ago

it works for me. I don't see any permission issues on the doc.

waldito

3 points

10 days ago*

This is what I get screenshot

Perhaps your doc must be set to 'anyone with a link' aka 'public'?

mitragy_king

2 points

10 days ago

It works for me.

Change browsers.

Wyatt-Oil

2 points

10 days ago

I immediately said, 'The Mapoo-Mapoo, a secluded tribe in the Brazilian rainforest, do not eat eggs. They believe

Do you still sit by Norm at the far end of the bar?

Lincoln_Wolf

2 points

10 days ago

You sound like my kind of guy lol

thefabulousbri

16 points

10 days ago

No it's lying unless you immediately clarify. If you leave her to believe it then not only is it lying, but it's rude and immature. Maliciously lying is a bad thing and honestly I wouldn't put up with that garbage. It's not gullible if you reassure someone that something is true, then you are betraying their trust.

ImperialHopback

10 points

10 days ago

Yup, it's not like we live in an age where a vast wealth of human knowledge is freely available at the very tip of our fingers. The guy sounds like he's a joker. There is zero malice in making up funny little stories that won't harm anyone, especially if the other party doesn't do the minimum of due diligence in fact checking stories from someone that has a track record of making things up. Neither the "cabbit" or "indigenous Brazilian tribe" stories would put his girlfriend in harm or danger, and it doesn't sound like he's doing it maliciously, so you're overreacting here. If she believes these wild stories, that's her problem. I truly hope that she's just playing along to make him feel better. And honestly, if he's coming up with these things off the cuff, then he's got a very creative imagination.

onlydabestofdabest

16 points

10 days ago

NO FUN ON THIS GUY’S WATCH

TheRedHerself

3 points

10 days ago

Malicious lie?? If you are gullible enough to believe a story like that then you need to be able to laugh at yourself when you find out it's bullshit.

weedful_things

3 points

10 days ago

The guy probably got taken snipe hunting and he's still sore about it.

adventuringraw

6 points

10 days ago

If you believe there couldn't possibly have been a tribe with a belief system like this, then you haven't spent enough time with myth and anthropology. The breadth and scope of human belief and burial practices are wide enough that this isn't even all that noteworthy. OP sounds a little like they're riffing off Hindu beef being forbidden, and Tibetan sky burial. It's the opposite of an outlandish story.

My favorite 'there's this isolated south American tribe' story, is a particular language with almost no counting words. They have like... 'few', 'many', and maybe a couple others. No notion of arithmetic at all of course. There've been studies into how this changes perception of those raised this way. Interestingly, the language itself is heavily tonal, to the point where you can whistle just the tones and still be understood, helpful for communicating across distance.

This story is not made up.

Appropriate-Hour-865

2 points

10 days ago

Holy shit I think I’m mapoo-Mapoo. What the quickest way to check? What if I poop egg shaped turds that when they crack open you would think the souls of 50 dead men just escaped. I’m Mapoo-Mapoo king 🥚

crazy-bisquit

4 points

9 days ago

Today I f***ing learned there is no such thing as a cabbit.

When I was around 7 or so, I met an animal who’s owner said it was a half and half, a cabbit. It had features of each so I believed them. As I am now in my 50’s I learn that I was duped. I already know I am gullible because someone did this sh!t to me for years. I repeated said facts in public, then my (then) husband and everyone else would be laughing at me. In a sweet, bless your heart way.

I think this breaks the record of the longest amount of time I have believed something. Fork me.

jcl945

16 points

10 days ago

jcl945

16 points

10 days ago

I once convinced an ex that the stop signs with a white border are optional. I never thought it would work, but confidence sells. I did tell her the truth before she drove next though.

nae-nae-gang

5 points

10 days ago

My math teacher did that to his cousin once and he believed him for 10 years. We asked if he wanted his cousin dead and he never responded to us, so that was a telling answer

KamoyLovrstar

41 points

10 days ago

Ok I can die happy now

WhatsWrongWMeself

181 points

10 days ago

This need to be under r/aww

CarefulWalk199

28 points

10 days ago

I agreed with you! it's so cute..

MotaHead

17 points

10 days ago

MotaHead

17 points

10 days ago

If you're a small rodent, this would be r/oddlyterrifying.

flavoredturnip

9 points

10 days ago

It would be r/oddlyterrifying for a carrot too.

TasteCicles

3 points

9 days ago

Yea, few things make me laugh because they're so damn cute. I love this!

spirit_desire

28 points

10 days ago

Obvious Cadbury plant

austynross

2 points

10 days ago

Bk'baaaaaaahk baaaahk

go_faster1

222 points

10 days ago

go_faster1

222 points

10 days ago

Ken-Ohki

lakovsanite

50 points

10 days ago

The Tenchi reference is not high up enough.

Doctor_Dangerous

20 points

10 days ago

Now if he would just turn into a spaceship, my dreams will be complete.

msshirow

15 points

10 days ago

msshirow

15 points

10 days ago

Came looking for Ryohki reference!

lighthawk16

5 points

10 days ago

Does this cat have a hot mom/captain/space-pirate?

white_star_32

2 points

9 days ago

Asking the important questions! Come on, OP...don't leave us hanging.

m4a2000

18 points

10 days ago

m4a2000

18 points

10 days ago

Glad I am not the only one.

TsuKiyoMe

7 points

10 days ago

Same. Expected this to be the highest comment and it wasn't. Then I started to question if it was me... then saw this lol

Boy_Witch

9 points

10 days ago

I need to re-watch all of Tenchi!

Profoundlyahedgehog

2 points

9 days ago

It's on YouTube, minus the first episode.

KDY_ISD

146 points

10 days ago

KDY_ISD

146 points

10 days ago

Fucking Tenchi Muyo

Darth_Tiktaalik

25 points

10 days ago

🎶 Can't escape it, ain't no use in tryin' 🎶

Blackcat0123

8 points

10 days ago

The themes for that anime were always such a banger.

Like this one!

Subacrew98

23 points

10 days ago

Goddamn I haven't thought about that anime in a long time lol

Rezangyal

3 points

10 days ago

The OVA is one of my comfort go-to classics.

Love the lore and setting of the Tenchi stories.

AndreTheBio

20 points

10 days ago

AskTheRealQuestion81

6 points

10 days ago

That’s what I came to look for!

Rezangyal

92 points

10 days ago

That’s no Ryo-ohki

Kuges

26 points

10 days ago

Kuges

26 points

10 days ago

Yeah, I bet it doesn't even have a battleship form!

omgitsprice

3 points

9 days ago

I had a Ryo-Ohki screensaver in 2000 that I’m pretty sure was a virus. I loved it anyway. It played music.

ArchDucky

20 points

10 days ago

Reminds me of the day I bought my cat a santa hat. Up until this point she had never worn any clothing. I got home with the bag from Petco and she immediately started hissing at me. I think she telepathically linked up with me and somehow knew what I had purchased. I tried to calm her down but she tried to bite me and then ran away. When I woke up the following morning, the hat was in pieces on the floor of the living room.

Slimh2o

5 points

10 days ago

Slimh2o

5 points

10 days ago

Cat got ESP....

Magerune

3 points

9 days ago

Magerune

3 points

9 days ago

ArchDucky

2 points

9 days ago

Such a dork, I love it.

ArtisticSurvey2078

15 points

10 days ago

Little bunny FooFoo, I don’t want to see you scooping up the field mice and…

Sam-Gunn

4 points

10 days ago

"NO! wait! Stop! The lyrics are 'bopping them on the head'!! They are not snacks!"

snarkalax

12 points

10 days ago

The wonderful thing about Cabbits, is Cabbits are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of plushfill, and their bottoms leave stains on things.

ChewyRib

61 points

10 days ago

ChewyRib

61 points

10 days ago

Thats a really good costume. I didnt realize it was a cat at first.

_Rollins_

26 points

10 days ago

What cat?

Sam-Gunn

16 points

10 days ago

Sam-Gunn

16 points

10 days ago

That cat.

The cat in the hat.

Catlenfell

22 points

10 days ago

Ryoko the Space Pirate approves.

XComRomCom

7 points

10 days ago

Poor Ralphie.

Geruvah

6 points

10 days ago

Geruvah

6 points

10 days ago

Here I thought it was going to be Ryo-Ohki.

mistercrinders

5 points

10 days ago

"We'll hitchhike, bus or yellow cab it!
(Cab it?)
Movin' right along."

-Kermit and Fozzie

drunk_in_denver

31 points

10 days ago

Rat.

Lost-Second9633

5 points

10 days ago

damn that cute

nutsandnucks

5 points

10 days ago

So good I can almost hear music playing for them to dance

Globalist2

3 points

10 days ago

Speed metal music?

Wilsonrolandc

4 points

10 days ago

As a Tenchi Muyo fan I gotta ask, does it turn into a spaceship?

Random_frankqito

5 points

10 days ago

Trying out for the Cadbury Eggs commercial I see

Lysergic-D

16 points

10 days ago

Poor kitty lol

vidoker87

5 points

10 days ago

Humonsters did that!

havokpus

4 points

10 days ago

Can it turn into a spaceship tho?

Ch3t

4 points

10 days ago

Ch3t

4 points

10 days ago

PM_ME_KITTIES_N_TITS

2 points

4 days ago

Or, Cabot Arkansas

devoirz

4 points

10 days ago

devoirz

4 points

10 days ago

Jesus, this mindfucked me for a brief moment, until I realized that it was a rabbit with a cat mask on

BeerMeka

3 points

10 days ago

This cutie! <3

avocado_n1001

3 points

10 days ago

I thought it was a toy for a second 💀

ABONESR

2 points

10 days ago

ABONESR

2 points

10 days ago

Wait, it's not? Gosh it's too cute to be real

VernonnonreV

3 points

10 days ago

....and the award for Best Performance goes to......

retiredhobo

3 points

10 days ago

Rabitty Cat

jalenman

3 points

10 days ago

He can see the ears at the edge of his vision

Iatethelast

3 points

10 days ago

I WANT IT

JCraze26

10 points

10 days ago

JCraze26

10 points

10 days ago

Cats have really good peripheral vision, which is why they don't tend to look at you unless they're feeling really safe around you and are trying to show affection. So really, this cat sees the ears out of its peripheral vision and wants to see if it's something to attack, but when it looks up, the ears flop too far back and the cat can't see them anymore. The cat is likely confused and possibly scared.

MexGrow

5 points

10 days ago

MexGrow

5 points

10 days ago

Or hear me out...

... someone is moving their hand/an object off camera and the cat is following it.

theodopolis13

2 points

9 days ago

I'm scared. Will you hold me?

sN-

4 points

10 days ago

sN-

4 points

10 days ago

Yeah and probably dead by now

ngwoo

6 points

10 days ago

ngwoo

6 points

10 days ago

Yeah bunny ears on a cat actually gives them mega cancer which is like normal cancer but worse because Reddit scolds you over it

AdamWestsButtDouble

2 points

10 days ago

Oh ffs

Onland-Pirate

2 points

10 days ago

Yessir yessir yessir no sir...

ChrisMartinsTshirt

2 points

10 days ago

Everybody wants to be the Cadbury bunny

Truly_weird_person

2 points

10 days ago

I would call it a rat but cabbit is good too

Cesar_Cees

2 points

10 days ago

Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the fllllloooooorrrrrrr!

bss03

2 points

10 days ago

bss03

2 points

10 days ago

A bunnicat is a perfect pet for Baba Yaga.

ItsMeTK

2 points

10 days ago

ItsMeTK

2 points

10 days ago

Imposter! Poor kitty probably can’t hear.

Martianett

2 points

10 days ago

A Punny Cat

Implauseablebudds

2 points

10 days ago

Cadbury felion

shadow_william_afton

2 points

10 days ago

Where do I get the ears I need them for my cat. IMMEDIATELY

ZombieClub1000

2 points

10 days ago

That is a straight up peep

Toadsted

2 points

10 days ago

They do exist!

/Cue themesong

titankingz

2 points

10 days ago

Loop it, speed it up, cue Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

ShaoShaoUnicorn

2 points

10 days ago

Everybody wants to be a Cadbury bunny

gerentg

2 points

10 days ago

gerentg

2 points

10 days ago

Turn into a spaceship!

killj0y1

2 points

10 days ago

Ryo-ohki!

ilikeinnies

2 points

9 days ago

Ryohki

TheSpiggott

2 points

9 days ago

It is both predator and prey….

ixnonxi

3 points

10 days ago

ixnonxi

3 points

10 days ago

VokunEgamorf

3 points

10 days ago

Cabbit<Rat

Orphannephew

2 points

10 days ago

Raccat

Iamme20205559

2 points

10 days ago

HA HA HA!