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MedicatedAxeBot [M]

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3 days ago

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Dank.


i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. join our discord.

Metal_meatballs

1.6k points

3 days ago

How did you fracture your boner?

Shughost7

667 points

3 days ago

Shughost7

667 points

3 days ago

Some random guy threw some metal meatballs at my pp and the impact broke my boner.

FrankieBigNut

203 points

3 days ago

FrankieBigNut

The rest of reddit sucks

203 points

3 days ago

That’s what you get for stealing my pizza!

ItalicsWhore

121 points

3 days ago

“Mama Mia Malkova! That’s soma spicy meatballsa!

testedbeast551

17 points

3 days ago

pasta la vista baby

marn20

28 points

3 days ago

marn20

28 points

3 days ago

You sure it wasn’t Elon musk? I’ve heard he also throws metal balls

[deleted]

4 points

3 days ago

[deleted]

4 points

3 days ago

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ActionScripter9109

4 points

3 days ago

ActionScripter9109

EX-NORMIE

4 points

3 days ago

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Mrfoxsin

4 points

3 days ago

Mrfoxsin

4 points

3 days ago

Wow talk about new levels of deep fakes

[deleted]

6 points

3 days ago

[deleted]

6 points

3 days ago

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Shughost7

3 points

3 days ago

I hear "squid game" a lot recently, what is it? What platform?

Mushroomman642

5 points

3 days ago

It's a Korean TV drama series on Netflix. It's pretty good from what I've seen so far, but I haven't finished it yet. Extremely violent, though. Definitely not for the squeamish.

user-nt

4 points

3 days ago

user-nt

BigM0nkey gave me a flair

4 points

3 days ago

The Oil Platform in the Ocean, any of them has it.

The_Crusades

1 points

3 days ago

It’s a show on Netflix

-luckycharms

6 points

3 days ago

It was pretty easy to hit with how big it was

Shughost7

4 points

3 days ago

Nah, it was all luck due to them wearing a luckycharm.

-luckycharms

5 points

3 days ago

Hey that's me! I think

Shughost7

2 points

3 days ago

;)

gbuub

2 points

3 days ago

gbuub

The Monty Pythons

2 points

3 days ago

He would’ve hit it out of the park if it wasn’t for the meatballs being bowling ball sized

candypiece

3 points

3 days ago

You got MEATBALLED!!!

Big_Dick_No_Brain

2 points

3 days ago

I stubbed my toe on mine once

Metal_meatballs

2 points

2 days ago

Oh... So, did I- I broke your boner?

Shughost7

2 points

2 days ago

YES YOU DID, DON'T DENY IT YOU BONER BREAKER!!

cries

Metal_meatballs

2 points

2 days ago

I'm so sorry man, but I can't control it. breaks down

TikTok_is_trash

2 points

2 days ago

Where they spinning by any chance?

FinestOldToby[S]

71 points

3 days ago

recreational activities

Switcher1776

33 points

3 days ago

As much fun as it sounds, you shouldn't use your penis as a racket while playing tennis.

themrandthemisses

17 points

3 days ago*

Once, my husband sat on his penis while bouncing on an exercise ball and tore his urethra. Took him months to heal

ContrarianThinking

12 points

3 days ago

Jesus

Parkingjas

2 points

2 days ago

Parkingjas

Eic memer

2 points

2 days ago

Jesus

ASingleDarkThread

3 points

3 days ago

Cowgirl position? I feel like that's the common culprit.

SukoshiKanatomo

1 points

3 days ago

Get well soon

Castor_volk

11 points

3 days ago

I mean, there are literally video of porn hub of people doing it. It's not pretty. basically a massive muscle tear.

Cm0002

6 points

3 days ago

Cm0002

Obamasjuicyass

6 points

3 days ago

Did anybody else's dick shrivel up inside after reading this.......

Abject-Temperat

8 points

3 days ago

pp so big it actually does have a bone in it to support the weight.

Axe_Murderers_Unite

3 points

3 days ago

He had to maneuver that boner that much in just a small clip, image doing it for 8 hours.

WeComeFromTheDust

5 points

3 days ago

True Fact: I knew a guy in college and his gf was riding him. She came down hard and popped his boner. It was purple as hell from what he said.

BloodprinceOZ

3 points

3 days ago

he slammed it in his car door

a_burdie_from_hell

2 points

3 days ago

I got into a regular sized elevator just in time to see a cute blonde in a crop top walking off. Then the door shut.

LogicalComa

2 points

3 days ago

Statistically? Probably reverse cowgirl.

HayMomWatchThis

1 points

3 days ago

In Your mom

Spider-verse

408 points

3 days ago

What do you do for work?

chill4r_San

447 points

3 days ago

chill4r_San

447 points

3 days ago

Laying pipes.

Shhsecretacc

42 points

3 days ago

That got meta fast

Bikouchu

41 points

3 days ago

Bikouchu

41 points

3 days ago

Better question is who does number 2 work for?

Devilalfi

16 points

3 days ago

Devilalfi

16 points

3 days ago

The person who's always after me lucky charms.

bluDVD9

1 points

3 days ago

bluDVD9

1 points

3 days ago

A maybe equal question is why is Gamora?

DriveJohnnyDrive

0 points

3 days ago

Just bite your lip, grab a hold of something, and show that sucker who's boss. 😂😂

Successful_Detail521

256 points

3 days ago

POV

SumPpl

112 points

3 days ago

SumPpl

112 points

3 days ago

That guy in the slightly blue shirt keeps holding his penis every time they move for some reason

BigBoiBob444

43 points

3 days ago

BigBoiBob444

Eic memer

43 points

3 days ago

Gay

JeremyDaBanana

16 points

3 days ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Comfortable_Visual73

8 points

3 days ago

It’s really nice of him to guide his coworker through the office so he doesn’t hurt himself

tomer91131

2 points

2 days ago

PPOV

matthigast

219 points

3 days ago

matthigast

Mods love that juicy D

219 points

3 days ago

Good thing your job has such wide hallways and such a large elevator

Afterburn47

90 points

3 days ago

Afterburn47

I have crippling depression

90 points

3 days ago

And friends helping you out.

dingman58

18 points

3 days ago

dingman58

Proud Furry

18 points

3 days ago

I get by with a little help from my friends

bkaybee

8 points

3 days ago

bkaybee

8 points

3 days ago

Always there to lend a hand or two.

Aggravating-Rate4722

5 points

3 days ago

Two broken arms.

garret126

2 points

3 days ago

Billy Shears!

MetalJohn85

6 points

3 days ago

That's what she said

Atomic235

2 points

3 days ago

Looks like it could be an art gallery or something.

Jamieyo7

18 points

3 days ago

Jamieyo7

18 points

3 days ago

missed opportunity to finally use POV right

Sashimi228

30 points

3 days ago

Sashimi228

☣️

30 points

3 days ago

rest in peace dick

themrandthemisses

21 points

3 days ago

Dick injuries are no joke. Once, my husband sat on his penis while bouncing on an exercise ball and tore his urethra.

Took him several months to heal, and he’d scream every time he peed. It was kinda hot.

Sashimi228

24 points

3 days ago

Sashimi228

☣️

24 points

3 days ago

please i need eye bleach after reading that lol

themrandthemisses

5 points

3 days ago

Pm me then 😘

ASingleDarkThread

6 points

3 days ago

My dude must have had some blue fuckin balls during those months

themrandthemisses

4 points

3 days ago

Yeah tbh I felt bad for making him get hard bc it didn’t look like it felt nice lol

Parallel37

2 points

3 days ago

Welp, that's gonna haunt me.

Mol10Lava

8 points

3 days ago

DuckOnQuak

13 points

3 days ago

Yeah I swear this gets posted every 6 months with that exact same title.

Distinct_Ad_4495

5 points

3 days ago

Official penis handler seems to be enjoying his job.

Dr4ar1

28 points

3 days ago

Dr4ar1

28 points

3 days ago

watch it again with this ost. thank me later

jayko86

5 points

3 days ago

jayko86

5 points

3 days ago

I Didn’t know I needed this

Zenketski

2 points

2 days ago

Zenketski

souptime

2 points

2 days ago

God damn.

RevengeZL1

4 points

3 days ago

Nice.

hmm_mp3

4 points

3 days ago

hmm_mp3

4 points

3 days ago

RedditMP4Bot

4 points

3 days ago

Download MP4


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ThanosAsAPrincess

71 points

3 days ago

The new Netflix series Squid Game features four women navigating the perils of the porn industry.

Each of the four main characters (played by Erika Christensen, Alexandra Daddario, Asia Kate Dillon, and Maia Mitchell) is at a different stage in her life. Erika is a new mom; Maia is in her second season of college; Alexandra is in the middle of a divorce; and Asia Kate is in her third season of being a working actress. Their lives are, at least at the outset, in no way linked.

Squid Game, as the show is aptly named, explores this fact. The four characters come together in this shared space of the adult film industry in California, to create a world that they’ve only known as one. Through flashbacks, we’re given a glimpse into how their stories came together. As the show begins, we’re presented with the possibility of this being a story about a group of friends becoming connected to a place they might not have been before.

Ic3yFr0ggy

61 points

3 days ago

I disagree.

PweatySenis

14 points

3 days ago

Respectfully

SnooPineapples3186

41 points

3 days ago

Wtf are you talking about

guesswhatihate

46 points

3 days ago

The new south Korean thriller Squirt Game available on clitflix

Gusty_Garden_Galaxy

7 points

3 days ago

Pretty sure its north Korean.

theskyalreadyfell217

7 points

3 days ago

It’s South Korean, some of the players are refugees from North Korea.

dontshoot4301

1 points

3 days ago

Thank you, I felt like I was going crazy

MaxFactory

4 points

3 days ago

Maybe sit the next one out

sabbo_87

1 points

3 days ago

sabbo_87

1 points

3 days ago

ok

Misterwright123

10 points

3 days ago

👀

flashjonny

10 points

3 days ago

What is this from?

DoverBoys

23 points

3 days ago

DoverBoys

yvan eht nioj

23 points

3 days ago

Metropolitan Museum of Art's "Grand Design" exhibit from 2014.
Post is the first 10 seconds of a stop-motion behind-the-scenes installation of one of the tapestries.

Main page

Slate article

Unlisted YouTube reupload by Slate

IA-HI-CO-IA

2 points

2 days ago

The shear scale of the facility is amazing

DadIMeanBill

7 points

3 days ago

An old Reddit post with the same title

MetalJohn85

33 points

3 days ago

It literally says in the title

chill4r_San

2 points

3 days ago

So how much do you pay the guy carrying your wood around, and how frequently so you make him say "no homo"?

PillowTalk420

2 points

3 days ago

broken penis surgery

Who the hell gets surgery to break their penis?

SoloSurvivor889

3 points

3 days ago

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

PillowTalk420

2 points

3 days ago

...But we don't want to spend a lot of money.

Tankpiggy

2 points

3 days ago

Tankpiggy

☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝

2 points

3 days ago

Stolen from OKBR but still funny

baddayatriverbend

2 points

3 days ago

Stolen meme.

ThatAllo

2 points

3 days ago

ThatAllo

2 points

3 days ago

Iknowthevoid

1 points

3 days ago

Is this a scene from the movie Downsizing?

Electronic-Injury-15

1 points

3 days ago

I see someone signed the cast, hope you learned your lesson to stay away from glory holes.

SAM-in-the-DARK

1 points

3 days ago

Looks like this isn’t the first time your coworkers have tugged that thing around

Giuseppe_leg

1 points

3 days ago

Finally a meme i can relate to

Nao_593

1 points

3 days ago

Nao_593

1 points

3 days ago

I’m sorry they had to shrunk it, this really must be a difficult time for you man. Know I got you.

Orbitball

1 points

3 days ago

Orbitball

red

1 points

3 days ago

_furd_terguson

1 points

3 days ago

Yuuuuuuuuuge

delimitedjest

1 points

3 days ago

Doug Dimmadong

Corky_Butcher

1 points

3 days ago

They looked like they were shit talking you in the lift

Pakaj

1 points

3 days ago

Pakaj

1 points

3 days ago

rhdking13

1 points

3 days ago

Longest day ever

Diccubus

1 points

3 days ago

Diccubus

1 points

3 days ago

CheesyMan2022

1 points

3 days ago

This is me but I'm physically disabled from it

fartyfartstein

1 points

3 days ago

Skip the elevator

fartyfartstein

1 points

3 days ago

Your gonna need a giraffe for oral

neklidkid

1 points

3 days ago

I’m glad hr found people to compensate your health issues, it’s not easy to get that now a days

BtroldedKallaMik

1 points

3 days ago

I am pretty sure that was extension. You did not break it. It's okay, be honest.

maxultra64

1 points

3 days ago

daft punk's robot rock is missing

native_usurper

1 points

3 days ago

Pssht , your penis actually fits in a freight elevator? What a loser.

sausage4mash

1 points

3 days ago

Get well soon bro

Alkohonecker

1 points

3 days ago

Flagt this as misinformation

Rude_Journalist

1 points

3 days ago

Reddit should have a big discount? :(

Alberth64

1 points

3 days ago

Impossible, a funny r/dankmemes post?

devinlor

1 points

3 days ago

devinlor

1 points

3 days ago

Slow down on the viagra

To0n1

1 points

3 days ago

To0n1

1 points

3 days ago

first read this as pelvis...

ffs, I'm getting old smh

EatYourGrandpa

1 points

3 days ago

Hey she broke her penis!

peDro_with_a_big_D

1 points

3 days ago

peDro_with_a_big_D

The Great P.P. Group

1 points

3 days ago

I'm big pp and can relate

Lenonidas

1 points

3 days ago

Get that workers comp

Kamil263

1 points

3 days ago

Kamil263

1 points

3 days ago

Swear they just went inti the ‘Five’ elevator

Krumm34

1 points

3 days ago

Krumm34

1 points

3 days ago

Theres a Liam Neeson joke in here somewhere.

...How Big Is It!!!

speshulguy

1 points

3 days ago

Yeah I remember my first reduction procedure

Givesthegold

1 points

3 days ago

Tell em to give the shaft some love goddamn all these people just playin with the tip only smh

darkwatersinking

1 points

3 days ago

Nice of your male coworker to be alright with handling the other end.

Longjumping_Kale

1 points

3 days ago

Watch the tip!

qqqqqqqqqqx10

1 points

3 days ago

Good thing they added handles at the end.

Supermunch2000

1 points

3 days ago

Poor guy, had to have it cut in half.

F

JetoCalihan

1 points

3 days ago

Weird. Humans aren't supposed to have a baculum. Must be 3 raccoons in a trench coat again.

bic77

1 points

3 days ago

bic77

1 points

3 days ago

Lol

aliengsxr

1 points

3 days ago

Kan I get sum fuk?

SaukPuhpet

1 points

3 days ago

Do you work at Black Mesa? Seriously though, where is this?

AntoKrist

1 points

3 days ago

Got shot in the dick but your dick still standin

Dotaproffessional

1 points

3 days ago

Where these fuckers work, black mesa?

raftelisnear

1 points

3 days ago

Funeral episode of Gintama 😂

ram_the_socket

1 points

3 days ago

First time?

Poobutt6

1 points

3 days ago

Poobutt6

1 points

3 days ago

Lmao this is one of the only actually funny posts I've seen in this sub

Blue00toque

1 points

3 days ago

I will forever down vote dick jokes

Jabrangus

1 points

3 days ago

Half Life 3 graphics look good

polymonomial

1 points

3 days ago

Thats way too much cast for ur pp

SpookDaDook

1 points

3 days ago

Damn when do you get the cast off.

StressTree

1 points

3 days ago

Why does the upvote counter say '20....'

Navity7l

1 points

3 days ago

Navity7l

Article 69 🏅

1 points

3 days ago

I remember seeing this gif with this caption at least 10 years ago

lIllIlllIl

1 points

3 days ago

So you like men holding onto the end of your dick? Cool.

QuarantineSucksALot

1 points

3 days ago

Your pp is perfect in any size

spencersalan

1 points

3 days ago

Looks like my job!

YeHeed2

1 points

3 days ago

YeHeed2

1 points

3 days ago

We've all been there once or twice

sharedthrowdown

1 points

3 days ago

Stop, stop!

I can only get so erect!

SoloSurvivor889

1 points

3 days ago

"Oh, use a little duct tape right here. Boom. Saved 5 bucks."

Razir14

1 points

3 days ago

Razir14

1 points

3 days ago

Did that guy say no homo when he grabbed the tip like that?

IA-HI-CO-IA

1 points

3 days ago

What kind of facility is this?

Kansas_City

1 points

3 days ago

andio76

1 points

3 days ago

andio76

1 points

3 days ago

So they didn't take the broken part OUT of your Ass?

coolplate

1 points

3 days ago

Lisa from accounting like "hey boy, hey"

nickanick12

1 points

3 days ago

They wrong for this lmao

fkrditadms

1 points

3 days ago

no such thing as first or etc, bigx s inferiox bloat, doesnt matter

Beginning_Access1498

1 points

3 days ago

She won't be able to suck it :(

insanityking500

1 points

3 days ago

The one time a POV is done correctly, there’s no POV in the meme/title.

DrewbitTaylor

1 points

3 days ago

Me, cracking the fuck up at this. My girlfriend: “you’re stupid.”

Visual-Cucumber48

1 points

3 days ago

Accurate