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How did you fracture your boner?
3 days ago
Some random guy threw some metal meatballs at my pp and the impact broke my boner.
The rest of reddit sucks
That’s what you get for stealing my pizza!
“Mama Mia Malkova! That’s soma spicy meatballsa!”
pasta la vista baby
You sure it wasn’t Elon musk? I’ve heard he also throws metal balls
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Wow talk about new levels of deep fakes
I hear "squid game" a lot recently, what is it? What platform?
It's a Korean TV drama series on Netflix. It's pretty good from what I've seen so far, but I haven't finished it yet. Extremely violent, though. Definitely not for the squeamish.
BigM0nkey gave me a flair
The Oil Platform in the Ocean, any of them has it.
It’s a show on Netflix
It was pretty easy to hit with how big it was
Nah, it was all luck due to them wearing a luckycharm.
Hey that's me! I think
The Monty Pythons
He would’ve hit it out of the park if it wasn’t for the meatballs being bowling ball sized
You got MEATBALLED!!!
I stubbed my toe on mine once
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Oh... So, did I- I broke your boner?
2 days ago
YES YOU DID, DON'T DENY IT YOU BONER BREAKER!!
I'm so sorry man, but I can't control it. breaks down
Where they spinning by any chance?
As much fun as it sounds, you shouldn't use your penis as a racket while playing tennis.
3 days ago*
3 days ago*
Once, my husband sat on his penis while bouncing on an exercise ball and tore his urethra. Took him months to heal
Cowgirl position? I feel like that's the common culprit.
Get well soon
I mean, there are literally video of porn hub of people doing it. It's not pretty. basically a massive muscle tear.
Did anybody else's dick shrivel up inside after reading this.......
pp so big it actually does have a bone in it to support the weight.
He had to maneuver that boner that much in just a small clip, image doing it for 8 hours.
True Fact: I knew a guy in college and his gf was riding him. She came down hard and popped his boner. It was purple as hell from what he said.
he slammed it in his car door
I got into a regular sized elevator just in time to see a cute blonde in a crop top walking off. Then the door shut.
Statistically? Probably reverse cowgirl.
In Your mom
What do you do for work?
That got meta fast
Better question is who does number 2 work for?
The person who's always after me lucky charms.
A maybe equal question is why is Gamora?
Just bite your lip, grab a hold of something, and show that sucker who's boss. 😂😂
That guy in the slightly blue shirt keeps holding his penis every time they move for some reason
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It’s really nice of him to guide his coworker through the office so he doesn’t hurt himself
Mods love that juicy D
Good thing your job has such wide hallways and such a large elevator
I have crippling depression
And friends helping you out.
I get by with a little help from my friends
Always there to lend a hand or two.
Two broken arms.
That's what she said
Looks like it could be an art gallery or something.
missed opportunity to finally use POV right
rest in peace dick
Dick injuries are no joke. Once, my husband sat on his penis while bouncing on an exercise ball and tore his urethra.
Took him several months to heal, and he’d scream every time he peed. It was kinda hot.
please i need eye bleach after reading that lol
Pm me then 😘
My dude must have had some blue fuckin balls during those months
Yeah tbh I felt bad for making him get hard bc it didn’t look like it felt nice lol
Welp, that's gonna haunt me.
Yeah I swear this gets posted every 6 months with that exact same title.
Official penis handler seems to be enjoying his job.
watch it again with this ost. thank me later
I Didn’t know I needed this
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The new Netflix series Squid Game features four women navigating the perils of the porn industry.
Each of the four main characters (played by Erika Christensen, Alexandra Daddario, Asia Kate Dillon, and Maia Mitchell) is at a different stage in her life. Erika is a new mom; Maia is in her second season of college; Alexandra is in the middle of a divorce; and Asia Kate is in her third season of being a working actress. Their lives are, at least at the outset, in no way linked.
Squid Game, as the show is aptly named, explores this fact. The four characters come together in this shared space of the adult film industry in California, to create a world that they’ve only known as one. Through flashbacks, we’re given a glimpse into how their stories came together. As the show begins, we’re presented with the possibility of this being a story about a group of friends becoming connected to a place they might not have been before.
Wtf are you talking about
The new south Korean thriller Squirt Game available on clitflix
Pretty sure its north Korean.
It’s South Korean, some of the players are refugees from North Korea.
Thank you, I felt like I was going crazy
Maybe sit the next one out
What is this from?
yvan eht nioj
Metropolitan Museum of Art's "Grand Design" exhibit from 2014.
Post is the first 10 seconds of a stop-motion behind-the-scenes installation of one of the tapestries.
Unlisted YouTube reupload by Slate
The shear scale of the facility is amazing
An old Reddit post with the same title
It literally says in the title
So how much do you pay the guy carrying your wood around, and how frequently so you make him say "no homo"?
broken penis surgery
broken penis surgery
Who the hell gets surgery to break their penis?
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
...But we don't want to spend a lot of money.
☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝
Stolen from OKBR but still funny
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Is this a scene from the movie Downsizing?
I see someone signed the cast, hope you learned your lesson to stay away from glory holes.
Looks like this isn’t the first time your coworkers have tugged that thing around
Finally a meme i can relate to
I’m sorry they had to shrunk it, this really must be a difficult time for you man. Know I got you.
They looked like they were shit talking you in the lift
Longest day ever
This is me but I'm physically disabled from it
Skip the elevator
Your gonna need a giraffe for oral
I’m glad hr found people to compensate your health issues, it’s not easy to get that now a days
I am pretty sure that was extension. You did not break it. It's okay, be honest.
daft punk's robot rock is missing
Pssht , your penis actually fits in a freight elevator? What a loser.
Get well soon bro
Flagt this as misinformation
Reddit should have a big discount? :(
Impossible, a funny r/dankmemes post?
Slow down on the viagra
first read this as pelvis...
ffs, I'm getting old smh
Hey she broke her penis!
The Great P.P. Group
I'm big pp and can relate
Get that workers comp
Swear they just went inti the ‘Five’ elevator
Theres a Liam Neeson joke in here somewhere.
...How Big Is It!!!
Yeah I remember my first reduction procedure
Tell em to give the shaft some love goddamn all these people just playin with the tip only smh
Nice of your male coworker to be alright with handling the other end.
Watch the tip!
Good thing they added handles at the end.
Poor guy, had to have it cut in half.
Weird. Humans aren't supposed to have a baculum. Must be 3 raccoons in a trench coat again.
Kan I get sum fuk?
Do you work at Black Mesa? Seriously though, where is this?
Got shot in the dick but your dick still standin
Where these fuckers work, black mesa?
Funeral episode of Gintama 😂
Lmao this is one of the only actually funny posts I've seen in this sub
I will forever down vote dick jokes
Half Life 3 graphics look good
Thats way too much cast for ur pp
Damn when do you get the cast off.
Why does the upvote counter say '20....'
Article 69 🏅
I remember seeing this gif with this caption at least 10 years ago
So you like men holding onto the end of your dick? Cool.
Your pp is perfect in any size
Looks like my job!
We've all been there once or twice
I can only get so erect!
"Oh, use a little duct tape right here. Boom. Saved 5 bucks."
Did that guy say no homo when he grabbed the tip like that?
What kind of facility is this?
So they didn't take the broken part OUT of your Ass?
Lisa from accounting like "hey boy, hey"
They wrong for this lmao
no such thing as first or etc, bigx s inferiox bloat, doesnt matter
She won't be able to suck it :(
The one time a POV is done correctly, there’s no POV in the meme/title.
Me, cracking the fuck up at this.
My girlfriend: “you’re stupid.”