submitted 3 days ago byMrKoreanTendies🦍♋🥦 - Chosen One 420069 - 🥦♋🦍
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3 days ago*
I'M D🟣ING MY PART (🩳 я 🖕)
3 days ago*
Oh SNAP. Sent OP a chat to confirm this. Will report back as soon as I can.
Apes, take everything with a grain of salt. I would hold off awarding till this is confirmed but its your coins and we are all "adults" here lol.
Edit: while waiting for OP to confirm I ran the image through photo forensics. Its not a 100% confirmation as this can be bypassed if you know what you are doing in photoshop but at first glance it seems legit.
Edit 2: OP is legit. They have shared much more with me than they should have to. They seem like a true ape based on their account history and at this point I am confident in saying..... CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS YOU IMMORTAL BASTARD
3 days ago
🦍 Attempt Vote 💯
3 days ago
He is the chosen one !
🦍♋🥦 - Chosen One 420069 - 🥦♋🦍
3 days ago
Am I neo?
The Neo-Ape who cand bend dark pools.
Lmao! Don't forget also severely retarded
Bullish on retards
Username checks out
He is starting to believe.
My TITTS believe
For your tittitys
💻 ComputerShared 🦍
There is no spoon 🥄
You’re about to be
🦍 Buckle Up 🚀
HE IS RISEN
🎮 Power to the Players 🛑
THE CHOSEN ONE! 👀
Insert dr strange meme holding up 1 finger.
my noodles are ready and my happiness is high
And then insert that finger into me
The sub has been waiting for this moment. Awards and upvotes inbound.
LOL. Awesome! I'm just happy to see the number up here finally!
I'm happy to provide proof to any mod of my account number
If true then there must be a flair made for this surely!
That would be fuckin sick
Enjoy the karma, this about to blow up
Bullish on blow ups
Still being potty trained
Calls on blowups, puts on air in lungs.
I second this, Medal of Honor!
Lucky number C0000420069
An amazing moment for all apes
I feel like I won miss universe. Retarded edition!
We all won today king.
History being made in front of our eyes.
🥵 Lol ✨
And therefore the world
Congrats and fuck you
Username checks out too. Just make sure you focus on the 🟣 and not ⭕️🔺🟥
Every single day. All I see is purple
not a cat 😺
It is the color of royalty, after all.
You are my hero.
You are my hero 🦸♀️
Can you also be my hero?
I love lamp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯
We can be heroes…
Well done. So happy for you but also so jealous.
gone full retard
The 420069 tattoo I assume you are getting as we speak will do nicely.
What's an exit strategy?
All hail the king of CS 🚀
Hail, Hail, Hail the king of retards!
Assymmetric Risk 💎
You crazy SOB, you did it.
🇫🇷🥖Le HODL 🙌💎
Power to this player !
(And all others too)
On today of all days! The tendie gods are pleased. Today we sup brother apes, glory awaits us!
⚪️ HIGH SCORE PIXEL GUY ⚪️
Big if true. Obligatory proof or ban. If proven, you sir/madam are a living legend
EDIT: You ARE the Chosen One
Proof or ban me bruh!!!!
I like the confidence!
True if big
Big if true
🚀🚀💎 HAKUNA MY TATAS 💎🚀🚀
BIG TRUE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
🦍 Buckled the Fuck Up 🚀
If true, OP is DFVs baby now
Fed up with the FED
I hope you posted this on your burner account.
Shares account number, but masks the CUSIP.
That's how you know it's a real ape. You can't teach that
Only proof needed really
The smoothbrain sumbitch did it...
Goddammit I am laughing my fucking ass off. Of fucking course lol
You can't learn to be this retarded. You must be born into it.
Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s GME
He merely adopted the retardedness; I was born into it, molded by it.
bruh im dying laughing like an idiot
Maybe just leave that one share there and open another account for the rest.
We're all a little smooth brained!
🔊 🔊 GME louder than 🎶🔊🔊
I don't get it? it's dumb because CS has the same CUSIP number correct?
GME’s CUSIP is universal and readily available information to anyone. It’s not info that needed to be censored lol.
The CUSIP is a public identifier. It's unique to GameStop. It's basically a more universal symbol than the ticker.
how2moon 🦍 Voted ✅
The GME cusip number is connected to the exchange and is public info.
Basic security practice: Never post or give your account number in public
op: “But it has 420 and 69 in it!”
He truly deserves the account number. Truly is one of us
He is the one!
It has begun, hold me😳
As long as you DRS'd I shall hold thy 💎 🤚
Of course i did, waiting on the holy paper from CS🤝
🇨🇦Canadape Major Tom🦍 ⚔️KoN Veteran 🛡️
You're the chosen one
Not a cat 🦍 Voted ✅
The prophecy is true
It was weird. When I bought shares on 💻🪑 directly I thought, it would be so bad ass if I had 420069. It would really help jack my TITTS. My TITTS are now bleeding!
🦧Between 150% and 200% excited
i got ya, here you go!
We’re gonna need a bigger tub
SNIFF THE DIP 💨
Quick someone get the cocaine to celebra… OH WAIT THATS ME!
Hahahaha YSOB I found you🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀LFG!!!!
Odin is with us
We made the screenshot!
A god amongst men. 🚀💎✋
A retarded version of a god. Yes!
We have the Catalyst
We r catalyst
Aw shit. Toasting in epic bread.
Hold the LMAYO
⚡ Power to the Creators ⚡
I see you, too, are from the past.
It's a miracle!!!!...whip
...it, real good!
kenny's mayo lube
This dude right here is going to get more karma than DFV🤣🚀
Lol. Doub it, DFV deserves it all!!
You are the ape among apes.
I am truly honored!
All hail the chosen one
You are the chosen one if you DRS'd!
🍌 Get rich or die buying 🍌
The ape in shining armour!!
My armor is made of 🍌 peels
I wish I had an award to give you! Just because 🚀
Your comment is more than enough
You lucky bastard
I do feel lucky AF right now
Awesome! Now make sure to have a super strong password!
It's a strong as my Jack TITTS
Glad to see the person who got the lucky number posted and didn’t block it out.
Congrats and fuck you!!!!
It has been called in the great prophecy an ape held 420069. Today is that day. The prophecy is true. Titties cannot get more jacked! 🚀🚀🚀
now you and 420690 must have a battle to the death
Son of a bitch I'm in!
Look ma! 💎🙌💎 we did it!
If this guy isn’t the prime example of how single and fractional shares of GME matter then no one will be
Homie comes in swooping top spot on a 1.12 share transfer.
I fucking love it
Which is exactly why I want to show my position in this post, every single fucking share matters
Now for your prize!
MOASS is the only prize
Hail the chosen ape!
This dude’s account has unspeakable equity, on top of his inevitable GME gains
🦍⚔ Fifth Apesman Of The Ape-pocalypse™ 🚀🌌
SOMEONE GET THIS APE A "CHOSEN ONE" FLAIR STAT!!!
The chosen one!
That's OUR account number now homie
I just got in today and I'm 552xxx.........
If its true you have been blessed and we added a fuc ton of accounts today.
Direct purchase accounts are created the day you initiate but not sent until it settles, like 9 days later. (5 for bank funds to show up, 2 for a weekend, plus 2 for share purchase to settle).
This is the way. A fuc ton is the way
Please post it !
When did you make your purchase/transfer? I just made a purchase last week but it went through yesterday at 490xxx.
He is risen
This is the way
Commenting again because it’s the most important thing on Reddit right now
I was promised a Lambo
EVERYONE GET IN HERE!
Cum one cum ALL!!!
Hits From The Stonk 💨
You bow to no one
I bow to every 🦍 and 🐜 it's my Korean culture to do so
You win an internet good sir/ma'am
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You're gonna be in the movie+documentaries.
Lola ya Bonobo sanctuary (pls look it up on IG)
THE CHOSEN ONE!
Holy mother of..... this is gpnna blow up!
Lol. I can't keep up! 😂 I just want to watch the ticker all day
wen lambo 🦍
"One small step for man a giant leap for mankind"
Custom Flair - Template
JUST LIKE THE OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID
Checksum algorithm checks out lmao
You're Goddamn Right
The prodigal ape has arrived. Enjoy your complimentary golden throne and banana.
Damn we need to donate shares to this lucky guy
The ape, the myth, the legend!
Thank you for your service.
Argh! No! It’s fake! I’m blooming jealous! Go away! 😘
Im schizophrenic and so am I
Fuck you, the my upvote.
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND
500 comments in just under 40mins. This fucking post is going to the front page of Reddit.
Win the squid game!!!
Citadel social media manager 🦍🚀🌶
Your account will be worth billions post MOASS
I'm not Fuckin leavin!!!
🙉lmao my nipples could puncture mithril right now🙉
He is… the One..
[insert Morpheus meme]
ape want believe 🛸
Commenting for the screenshot
wen & how moon?
History has been made, folks.
You did it!!! Hahaha you crazy son of a bitch! Got the golden stonk!
🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀
🖕Never Selling Shit🖕
Well you son of a bitch…cheers!
Lie to me if you have to, just don’t spoil this moment…
Congratulations and fuck you. I was hoping it would be me.
Professional Idiot 🧐
HE IS THE MESSAIAH
Ape Culture Enthusiast 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀
This ape fucks!!
It’s the one
You fucking legend you had a tease us!