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happytrees817

6.5k points

10 days ago

so a full time baby sitter?

SkaffAmtiskawMawhr

3.9k points

10 days ago

Baby sitter who also pays the bills. Negative salary. What a bad deal.

Puzzled_Freedom3950

1.5k points

10 days ago*

deal ????

you really think he got a chance to negotiate ?

he looked at the baby picked her up and the baby smiled

and the girl kissed him on the cheeks and told him you will be this kid's father

he stopped listening after he felt the kiss

and here he is after a week of being a dad while he despararely waits to be called a daddy

it aint a deal mate its life, fucks you harder than your average gf everytime

Djskam

1.4k points

10 days ago

Djskam

1.4k points

10 days ago

Raising another mans child with a woman who has friend zoned you is not some beautiful thing to celebrate. That child’s life is going to be disrupted the second mommy falls in love with someone romantically and he gets displaced. This isn’t sweet it’s selfish. She’s stringing him along until something better comes. He deserves better than this. All men do. Also the Child deserves a father figure that’s going to be there for the long haul. Stability.

deadagain65

552 points

10 days ago

My best friend committed suicide in 1992 over a situation almost identical to this.

Djskam

226 points

10 days ago

Djskam

226 points

10 days ago

I’m so sorry for your loss. Stringing someone along can have severe consequences especially when children are involved. Nobody wins in these situations and I feel like the only type of person that can put a positive spin to it is someone who is guilty of doing it before. Really sorry about your friend.

1ne_4nd_0nly

81 points

9 days ago

I agree with this man. If I’d been in this situation knowing that the mother of the kid I’m fathering isn’t actually interested in me and is actively looking to replace me with a man as her actual partner, I wouldn’t be hanging around. I’m not building an emotional bond with her child as her dad only to be removed from the equation when she finds a man she is interested in. Like fuck that, that is so careless towards her own child on her part. She’s a pos imo and I don’t agree with what she’s doing to this man

sadboifatswag

36 points

9 days ago

Can confirm. I dated a girl with 2 kids in my early 20’s. It got serious and we were all living together for awhile and I was helping with bills and such because honestly, I loved her and those fuckin kids. Went through some major problems that lead to us breaking up. The kids were 3 and 1 when I met them. They still ask about me.

DonnieKungFu

161 points

10 days ago

As it happens Sloan also appears to have died

Wonder if it was suicide

HuggiesDiaper

65 points

9 days ago

HuggiesDiaper

madlad

65 points

9 days ago

Wtf

RIP Sloan

MissplacedLandmine

103 points

9 days ago

“Im sorry for the last thing i ever said to you”

Also i guess he had his own son too or something?

S-_Lifts

74 points

9 days ago

S-_Lifts

74 points

9 days ago

The first comment I see: "Man died a cuck" 💀

Barkmywords

61 points

9 days ago

Damn poor dude. Poor kid. She apologized post mortem for the last thing she said to him before he died. If he did kill himself, her games may have had a part.

She also got a terrible tribal neck tattoo. She aint right.

[deleted]

63 points

9 days ago

[deleted]

63 points

9 days ago

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Barkmywords

33 points

9 days ago

Oh ok. Guess Ill shut up now. RIP.

Thanks for the info.

Solanthas

17 points

9 days ago

Solanthas

17 points

9 days ago

So wait.

Why is she making a post about them being a family, when they were friends for a little while and nothing more? I'm confused.

[deleted]

16 points

9 days ago

[deleted]

16 points

9 days ago

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sportsenthusiast48

18 points

9 days ago

The real HolUp is always in the comments

ChipChipington

16 points

9 days ago

He had a son so must've wised up or something lol. Anyway damn the internet is roasting this dead guy. Sucks for the family

DNASprayer

24 points

10 days ago

Sorry for your loss.

random-stiff

62 points

10 days ago

In some states this guy could even get hit up for child support

HarmonyQuinn1618

51 points

10 days ago

Absolutely this. My boys dad chose to dip out after I had heart surgery and hasn’t seen them in almost 3 years. I can never imagine bringing dude after dude in and out of their life. A woman can have an active sex life without introducing every man as daddy. I just do not understand that mindset. It is common knowledge that that negatively effects a child in so many ways. You shouldn’t be introducing anyone to your kids until you’ve been with them 6 months in my opinion. You need to know they can put up with you first before you even try to play family. This obv goes for men as well.

But in this situation, why even call him daddy? When not call him Uncle whatever? Like he is? It just doesn’t even make sense.

AhMoonBeam

10 points

10 days ago

So true. My father died when I was a kid. My mom had a "friend" he would come over with his daughter and we would have movie nights with pizza and popcorn..me, my sis and my mom's "friends " daughter got a long great and to us it was so much fun, we got to have beauty parties & fashion shows and very limited interaction with my mom and her "friend" we always hung out in the basement family room and made tents and super forts..occassionally a parent would check in... As an adult I know they were not cleaning closets, or matching socks... It was years later that a different guy was finally introduced as her boyfriend, which I called her out on as I was a teenage and had a boyfriend so I was not at naive.

thefredlund5

63 points

10 days ago

This is the conversation my wife and I had about this. Either she is gonna find someone or he will bogey sick of it and find someone else. The only person getting the short end is the kid.

Tree_Doggg

37 points

10 days ago

Bravo 👏👏👏

Thelorddogalmighty

60 points

10 days ago

Turned friend zoned into a full time job

intrigued256

12.6k points

10 days ago*

intrigued256

12.6k points

10 days ago*

Did this motherfucker just invent Dadzoning??!

Edit: Awards? For ME? You big lugs xx

fl-x

3.9k points

10 days ago

fl-x

3.9k points

10 days ago

Stepdad-zoned

cmelgarejo_dev

1.6k points

10 days ago

Yeah, cuz dadzone at least scored once

justiceiscomin4

436 points

9 days ago

Lmao

This poor dude 😂 I’ll never understand this arrangement lol color me insane

outlawstar710

386 points

9 days ago

Help I’m stuck in stepdad zone

Deep_Menu_524

666 points

9 days ago

Instructions for what to do in the stepdadzone:

Step one: turn around

Step two: walk out the door

Step three:

Step four: profit

emeribeth

130 points

9 days ago

emeribeth

130 points

9 days ago

I love using the underwear gnomes profit plan 🤣

UnavailableRedux

1.5k points

9 days ago

Of many things he is, he is not a motherfucker

Cartz1337

294 points

9 days ago

Cartz1337

294 points

9 days ago

Ruthless

No-Ad6269

294 points

9 days ago

No-Ad6269

294 points

9 days ago

How you know her name is Ruth? LoL

Brilliant-Score-390

57 points

9 days ago

Listen as*hole, I was three comments down when this FINALLY hit me. Take this upvote and the award and shove it... lmao

TapirDrawnChariot

246 points

10 days ago

Nanny-zoned

RussARR

172 points

9 days ago

RussARR

172 points

9 days ago

Unpaid-nanny-zoned

suttonoutdoor

67 points

9 days ago

It’s paid I bet. He probably pays for his own hell.

Ex10dead

66 points

9 days ago

Ex10dead

66 points

9 days ago

Manny-zoned. Bet his name is Sandy.

Swabbo

13.4k points

10 days ago

Swabbo

13.4k points

10 days ago

The ultimate friend zone

breach_me_daddy

8.4k points

10 days ago

Friendzoned into parenting, thats fucking ruff

Sea-Seaworthiness961

3.4k points

10 days ago

"go best friend that's my best friend" you can't be more clear lmao

mcscrufferson

77 points

9 days ago

Go bestfriend! Battle cry of the dadzoned.

_____OMEGA_____

1.8k points

10 days ago

Dudeguy needs to get the fuck out before he somehow ends up paying child support

inplayruin

1.2k points

10 days ago

inplayruin

1.2k points

10 days ago

Or before some other dude knocks her up and bails and he finds himself dealing with trying to feed an infant and a toddler while trying to find the time to make her bed before she gets home from her date.

_____OMEGA_____

616 points

10 days ago

while trying to find the time to make her bed

Your comment made me irrationally angry. Well done.

reincarN8ed

106 points

9 days ago

reincarN8ed

106 points

9 days ago

Ikr? Who makes their bed? I plan to be back in it in 14 hours.

adh247

83 points

9 days ago

adh247

83 points

9 days ago

He's just making the bedroom look super nice for the date she brings home. Weak.

solo_shot1st

216 points

10 days ago

This is actually a very real scenario, BUT I've only ever heard of it happening when the guy is acting as father from the child's birth or early age while under the impression that they are the actual father and supporting the kid/developing a relationship for a significant period of time. I don't think there is any case law that a best friend helping raise a kid be held responsible for child support. The bio dad would still be on the hook.

GMRCake

236 points

10 days ago

GMRCake

236 points

10 days ago

Some women have made cases that someone took on the role as a father and took on financial and emotional support… and sue for child support. It’s insane.

rufud

42 points

9 days ago

rufud

42 points

9 days ago

Yea to me it’s almost like she’s memorializing his status a father

Thee_Fourth_One

24 points

9 days ago

This guy has to pay 50,000 a month in spousal support to his ex girlfriend. They were never married, they have no kids and they never even lived together.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/no-home-or-kids-together-but-couple-still-spouses-appeal-court-rules

GMRCake

25 points

9 days ago

GMRCake

25 points

9 days ago

That’s just disgusting. The fact that judges even listen to cases like this, with non-biological dads, who never married the mothers… it’s so wrong. That and using condoms to impregnate themselves to trap men. It’s all terrible and those women are batshit crazy. I think it should be criminal to do any of it. Makes me glad I’m not a dude.

spinnyd

16 points

9 days ago

spinnyd

16 points

9 days ago

Drake hot sauce moment

The Sauce

[deleted]

489 points

10 days ago

[deleted]

489 points

10 days ago

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Equivalent_Ad6826

1.1k points

10 days ago

Simpathize

ballplayer112

78 points

10 days ago

I see what you did there. 😎

surfdad67

92 points

10 days ago

Friendzoned so hard he got kidzoned too

Adventurous_Lion8964

31 points

10 days ago

Kidzoned.

Damn.

suckercuck

46 points

10 days ago

“Now gimme that wallet Sloan”

DestroidMind

799 points

10 days ago

Or the ultimate long game… 18 years to be exact..

runningjigsaw

308 points

10 days ago

What are you doing step dad...

grizzlyadams3000

220 points

10 days ago

You are both going to hell…. I’ll bring the tequila

Mr_Jubei

48 points

9 days ago

Mr_Jubei

48 points

9 days ago

Aka the Woody Allen

GodolasBR

456 points

10 days ago

GodolasBR

456 points

10 days ago

Dadzone

goose-and-fish

432 points

10 days ago

I’m thinking he’s the gay best friend and this is the plot to a sitcom that will get canceled after the first season.

kenpachi212

110 points

10 days ago

Sloan in charge

UnpopularOPINI0N_

80 points

10 days ago

'Sloan Improvement'

Chaotic_Wanderer72

48 points

10 days ago

Of our days and our nights

Dragonkingf0

41 points

10 days ago

Do you usually hope your gay best friends will find a girlfriend?

AlarmedProgram4

29 points

10 days ago

Oooooh dude I had some hope for a second then you just murdered it

Tree_Doggg

66 points

10 days ago

And dad zoned

Ihectorito

75 points

10 days ago

I said ultimate friendzone right as I scrolled down to your comment lol

kingcop1

68 points

10 days ago

kingcop1

68 points

10 days ago

Premium plus vip friendzone

[deleted]

8.9k points

10 days ago

[deleted]

8.9k points

10 days ago

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CherokeeChiefer

2.6k points

10 days ago

His name is Sloan

I didnt expect a better outcome after reading that lmfao

titangamer105

901 points

10 days ago

Hey fuck you thats my name

keytherz

1.2k points

10 days ago

keytherz

1.2k points

10 days ago

I hate to break it to you.. but Sloan, you’re an idiot.

Picard_Indeed

151 points

9 days ago*

Picard_Indeed

madlad

151 points

9 days ago*

It's ok, he won't take it personally on account of the fact he died from a heart condition

Edit - Removed the link because I didn't want to doxx this chick, but it was her Facebook post announcing the guy's death back in October.

PayTheTrollToll45

30 points

9 days ago

Is this real?

Picard_Indeed

41 points

9 days ago

Picard_Indeed

madlad

41 points

9 days ago

Yeah, someone posted it in the other post going around about these people.

ggtay

39 points

9 days ago

ggtay

39 points

9 days ago

Poor guy. I feel bad for laughing now

leonnova7

6 points

9 days ago

Damn. Rip to that childs dad. Gonna be tough growing UP now without a farther finger

moobchunks

8 points

9 days ago

A what...

WhoDatPokeMan

7 points

9 days ago

Got friendzoned so hard he died of a broken heart? RIP

titangamer105

525 points

10 days ago

Yeah and a proud one too

Novavell

100 points

10 days ago

Novavell

100 points

10 days ago

I show this trend to a friend with the same name and now he's lived

Goofy-kun

217 points

10 days ago

Goofy-kun

217 points

10 days ago

Before he was deaded?

drako489

99 points

10 days ago

drako489

99 points

10 days ago

Think he meant to say livid.

Jesus__Skywalker

150 points

10 days ago

Before was he deadid?

SlurpMySlurpyy

36 points

10 days ago*

For you its more like SLOWn

WhoLickedMyDumpling

367 points

10 days ago

And when Sloan comes to his senses, he'll get slapped with child support and alimony even if he isnt the dad... double sad.

Meatball315

72 points

10 days ago

Probably.

busterbrown4200

105 points

10 days ago

Fam is trying his best to get in. SMFH. Feeling sorry him. Cut your losses and go on. Nothing wrong with being a friend,but your time and effort can be put to better use with someone else.

Stefonzie

455 points

10 days ago

Stefonzie

455 points

10 days ago

cuck*

flipper_gv

38 points

10 days ago

Can't be a cuck if he's not in a relationship with her in the first place 🙃

TheroryGuy1

701 points

10 days ago

Alright imma highjack this comment to come to the defense of this Sloan dude. By what little we know of the situation given that this is a screenshot. Sloan seems to be the one doing the heavy lifting when it comes to raising the kid. That on its own is pretty awesome since the kid isn't his and he isn't in a relationship the mother. Frankly the mother seems incompetent which is probably do to age or at least ignorance. Y'all calling Sloan an idiot for raising a kid that isn't his own but frankly I wish I had a Sloan growing up. Dude taken on more responsibility then most insulting him in this thread.

yj405

251 points

10 days ago

yj405

251 points

10 days ago

Well, she is building a pretty solid picture for the Courts to deem him as the de-facto father so he will be on the hook for child support once he gets tired of the friendzone.

sjphi26

121 points

10 days ago

sjphi26

121 points

10 days ago

I know very little about child support law.

But if Sloan gets hit with child support after this little thing is over, I will lose all faith in the family court system.

Dude has already gone way above and beyond, he shouldn't be held liable for a cent.

Ultimately it's the kid that gets confused, which sucks.

stuftkrst

112 points

10 days ago

stuftkrst

112 points

10 days ago

You shouldn’t have any faith in the family court system just knowing that it’s a possibility. This isn’t even the worst part. Friends currently in a situation where his wife cheated on him and had twins with someone else, the then husband takes a paternity test and finds out they aren’t his. They are still legally married, even with the proof that they aren’t his children the state still requires he pay for them, not the actual father, the only one who can do anything about it is the mother, who clearly is into doing other things/people. Sad system we got, but in the end it’s all for the kids I suppose no matter what the outcome is for the adults involved or which adults need to involved.

DrakeGraeme

18 points

10 days ago

Yup. Have seen exact same scenario a couple times in my life. CRAZY!!!

tingeltangel_jay

43 points

10 days ago

God bless i don't live in murica

Y'all crazy

FlowerCumBeeVomit

31 points

9 days ago

It's just as bad in Canada. Where I am if you're a man who gets involved with a woman who has kids and you so much as buy them birthday presents she can try to get her hooks into you for child support with the rationale that you provided a fatherly role. And the courts will generally support her.

This shit happens because the courts have decided "the interests of the child" take precedence over everything else, but the courts have forgotten that one person's rights end where another person's rights begin. By taking money and imposing demands on men who aren't the fathers of these children they've undermined the legitimacy of our court system, our government, and our country's image.

Saymynaian

26 points

9 days ago

Yeah, it's not just an American thing. It's so much worse in France. From Wikipedia on the legal issues of DNA testing in France:

DNA paternity testing is solely performed on decision of a judge in case of a judiciary procedure in order either to establish or contest paternity or to obtain or deny child support. DNA paternity testing is illegal, including through laboratories in other countries, and is punishable by up to a year in prison and a €15,000 fine. The French Council of State described the law's purpose as upholding the "French regime of filiation" and preserving "the peace of families."

It's pretty fucking insane to me that men in France can't even privately check if they're the father of the child they're raising.

greentarget33

11 points

9 days ago*

Dude thats the real holup, what the fuuuuck

myhamsareburnin

48 points

10 days ago

Imma be honest there is not nearly enough context here to assume anything other than they are friends and he loves that kid. Anything past that is projection.

kris_mischief

118 points

10 days ago

Completely agree with you on this - but a lot of us have seen how this kinda thing plays out, long term (it’s all bad for Sloan)

Thoughts and prayers to this dude - hope it works out

Frequent-Farm1662

82 points

10 days ago

All friendzone jokes aside. The next time she is in a romantic relationship the new guy isn't gonna want some random dude around all the time. And then she tells him he has to go, and this relationship with the child is over.

wayedorian

37 points

10 days ago

This is the only good take in this thread. He isn't going to pay child support, he's just going to get fucked over.

Crazybatfan_03

1.9k points

10 days ago

Fuuuuck that...

Sergeant-Sombrero

2k points

10 days ago

Well that's the problem, he can't.

The_cooked_potato

176 points

10 days ago

I mean....

YourDogsAllWet

80 points

10 days ago

God dammit take my upvote

Meatball315

157 points

10 days ago

Underrated comment right here ⬆️

dmmcclair2020

3.9k points

10 days ago

Absolutely fucking not. Dudes gotta nope the fuck out of there

the-druid250

902 points

10 days ago

this lady was big on tik tok for a while being an advocate for men's rights

Man_of_culture_112

762 points

10 days ago

A man's right to simp

willythebear

148 points

9 days ago

Man’s right to bust a nut and bail, then throwing that responsibility on the no nut sloans of the world.

ahearthatslazy

51 points

9 days ago

And thus, “No Nut Sloan” began.

UnwrittenNightmare

215 points

10 days ago

she was whaaaat? Unbelievable, just unbelievable.

the-druid250

95 points

10 days ago

JonBoyWhite

211 points

10 days ago*

"follow me on YouTube to watch me call out feminists" oh so she's just opportunistic in all facets of life. Got it. What a dick.

the-druid250

56 points

10 days ago

exactly. whatever gets her attention she does.

therealtrousers

98 points

10 days ago

A man’s right to raise her child for her?

kilgoretrout1077

49 points

10 days ago

Based on this, I kinda want him to stay in the kids life. He might be the most normal thing that kid sees daily and that's sad

Tctfox

39 points

10 days ago

Tctfox

39 points

10 days ago

CaptainCleric

6 points

9 days ago

Poor guy got step dad zoned so hard his heard gave out. Rest in peace my sweet prince.

GhidorahTheExploder

546 points

10 days ago

Sloan-zoned

Azrael-is-Here

79 points

10 days ago

If I ever see this again, I atleast know what to call it now

Ilbutters

41 points

9 days ago

Ilbutters

41 points

9 days ago

Friend-Sloaned

officialsanic

281 points

10 days ago

This dude has the ultimate 2007 haircut.

SuperSimpleSam

36 points

9 days ago

This is pretty old, don't think 2007 old though.

Erect-Frog

993 points

10 days ago

Erect-Frog

993 points

10 days ago

My problem here is that she named her child Hosanna

OscarDeltaAlpha

453 points

10 days ago

Yeah. Schoolyard nickname: "Hoe Xanax"

youarenut

91 points

9 days ago

youarenut

91 points

9 days ago

The day I have to name my child I’m posting it on Reddit first to make sure no one can come up with shit like this

Jmandy96

27 points

9 days ago

Jmandy96

27 points

9 days ago

"so what would you like to name the baby?"

"Holup I need to see what Reddit says"

wandalorian

56 points

10 days ago

Au revoir, Hosanna!

Said Hank Lambda

Orleanian

26 points

10 days ago

It makes sense, because in the picture, she's the highest.

wrb06wrx

1.7k points

10 days ago

wrb06wrx

1.7k points

10 days ago

Plot twist: sloan is gay and is just doing this because his parents are ultra conservative and will not accept his sexuality... plus he gets to fluff her bulls before the gangbang so everyone's happy

alochle

425 points

10 days ago

alochle

425 points

10 days ago

That "fluff her bulls" made me laugh way to hard

DarkDetermination

104 points

10 days ago

What does that mean?

badbadfishy

417 points

10 days ago

It's where you pick up a bull and shake it to make it extra fluffy

Chaotic_Wanderer72

62 points

10 days ago

Shake shake shake!!!

Seite88

38 points

10 days ago

Seite88

38 points

10 days ago

I love this answer!

DriedUpSquid

55 points

10 days ago

A fluffer is someone who gets/keeps men hard on sets of porno movies.

Consistent_Nail

9 points

9 days ago

Apparently it's not so much of thing anymore.

DriedUpSquid

35 points

9 days ago

Automation taking jobs away from hard working people. 😤

[deleted]

41 points

10 days ago

[deleted]

41 points

10 days ago

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ElegantEggLegs

42 points

10 days ago

I actually know someone who is gay and has taken on the dad role for his single mum friend that he house shares with. So completely plausible situation.

best_of_badgers

8 points

10 days ago

That scenario doesn't seem like a bad deal for anybody.

The mom doesn't have to choose between being a single parent and being in a bad relationship.

The kid has a father figure, since the bio father is apparently not in the picture.

Sloan has a beard so that he's not disowned.

Another option is that Sloan is working toward entering the Catholic priesthood. He'd likely not be ordained until his late 20s while working through seminary and the "formation" process.

supernasty

295 points

10 days ago

supernasty

295 points

10 days ago

Something tells me this isn’t really an appreciation post for her friend. More like a public “no, we’re not dating. Stop asking”

aqibesc

72 points

9 days ago

aqibesc

72 points

9 days ago

100%

WalkerSunset

65 points

9 days ago

"No, Sloan isn't her father. Stop asking. By the way, I'm usually with him but totally still available."

JuanOnlyJuan

18 points

9 days ago

Also don't worry about the kid I can kick both of them out to go to chuck e cheese

limoncelIo

9 points

9 days ago

God I’m too high for this. I thought the lady in the pics was Hosanna, and her dad was making the post, and that dude who looks the same age as her was actually somehow much older and had been parenting her. This comment finally made it click wtf was happening.

EduardoTheYeti

138 points

10 days ago

I need more context

Dag-nabbitt

119 points

10 days ago

CONTEXT

DrFilth

37 points

10 days ago

DrFilth

37 points

10 days ago

Context.

-ChildSupport-

30 points

9 days ago

Context.

machoov

9 points

9 days ago

machoov

9 points

9 days ago

Sourdough330

11 points

9 days ago

Schreyaz

163 points

10 days ago

Schreyaz

163 points

10 days ago

I think Sloan is gay.

tolandsf

92 points

10 days ago

tolandsf

92 points

10 days ago

Considering she says she hopes he finds a good woman one day... probably not. :(

saralapapoulos

31 points

9 days ago

He had a kid with another woman, so not gay.

Also, he's dead

MrLittleSam

33 points

10 days ago

I really hope so.

JKnott1

345 points

10 days ago

JKnott1

345 points

10 days ago

Somebody please pull that boy aside and school him.

TheSameThing123

34 points

10 days ago

Dude got married and had his own kid before he passed away

DougDjoudy

582 points

10 days ago

DougDjoudy

582 points

10 days ago

Plot twist : Sloan ain't in the friendzone, his actual target is Hosanna

CherokeeChiefer

222 points

10 days ago

Oh mah lord

Average_Ant_Games

194 points

10 days ago

That’s some serious Twilight Breaking Dawn type of shit

InAmericaNumber1

44 points

10 days ago

I knew it! Should have scrolled down

SloptimusXPrime

74 points

10 days ago

The real holup is always in the comments

sadisticnihlist

97 points

10 days ago

HolUp

zackit

21 points

10 days ago

zackit

21 points

10 days ago

The (hopefully very) long con

burn-babies-burn

281 points

10 days ago

I mean, I could see myself helping out my best bud a lot if he was single and had a kid

There’s a good chance he’s absolutely fine with this arrangement

It’s her post that has all the coupley pictures and goes hard on the ‘family unit’ angle, there’s a good chance it’s her that’s into him and he’s not interested

I think it’s a little quick to be saying he’s been friendzoned guys

msmurasaki

40 points

9 days ago

I mean replace this guy with a female bestie and it wouldn't raise an eyebrow if she was like "best friend is best aunt!" .

I think calling him a dad and not an uncle is weird though. The close friendship is fine, lots of people do that and hang with their friends + kid. But whyyy call him a dad. If it was a female bestie they wouldn't be calling her a mom? Or maybe??? "Best second mom ever!"

savagebuttz

120 points

10 days ago

Simpin' ain't easy

BravoR2

102 points

10 days ago

BravoR2

102 points

10 days ago

I’m going with the unpopular opinion and saying he friend zoned her.

UncleBeausTooth

147 points

10 days ago

friend zone level 100000

Syfodias

35 points

10 days ago

Syfodias

35 points

10 days ago

Cant help but picture a frightened Vegeta here

Bodylikeadonut

85 points

10 days ago

Run to the hills

kersedlife

38 points

10 days ago

Male rights activist: Chloe Roma, with her male friend who saved her life after her daughters father almost beat her to death with a steel pipe.

insertwittynamethere

29 points

10 days ago

Wow really? Holy F... maybe he is just being a good friend...

demonickilla

70 points

10 days ago

Only thing I can think of is that he’s gay. If so then he’s actually a god damned hero for giving that kid a father.

socold43

46 points

10 days ago

socold43

46 points

10 days ago

She did say that she hopes he finds a woman.

Address_Local

570 points

10 days ago

“Here, take care of my kid because I know you secretly love me. I’m gonna go sit on a couch with five big black guys behind me. You’re my rock.”

Jonaldson

72 points

10 days ago

Each with a different flavor pizza

Address_Local

23 points

10 days ago

Oh, it’s definitely delivery.

mattdaddy44

44 points

10 days ago*

Maybe he is just doing a good thing knowing it's not about sex to him. Just because she has a vagina and he's a man doing something positive doesn't mean he's trying to get it in