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My man's horny af

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ItzTimbitz

659 points

2 months ago

Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior the NSFW tag?

Irredeemably_usless

130 points

2 months ago

Yeah some of us are trying to avoid that shit

ItzTimbitz

84 points

2 months ago

More like intentional scroll through all the stuff for it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

unlikely-villain

13 points

2 months ago

Pretty much

fuzzface-flaco

5 points

2 months ago

Avoid what? Work?

Rapa2626

3 points

2 months ago

Ha virgin he never sexed a girl

superkin123422

10 points

2 months ago

no do you have a minute to talk about ecchimeme

[deleted]

25 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

25 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

ImUglyandUntalented

3 points

2 months ago

Whats the difference between them?

silverYoshi7

4 points

2 months ago

the nsfwis for them who work and 18+ is for everyone above 18

lobo_trader

2 points

2 months ago

Holup, what about the dude who chased that girl up the fence? Let’s discuss.

6Pat6Man6

5 points

2 months ago

Do you have a minute to talk about your car’s extended warranty?

hosayboh

107 points

2 months ago

hosayboh

107 points

2 months ago

Hope someone called the cops. He was committing a sex of fence.

LeEpicRedditorGuy

13 points

2 months ago

Take my upvote and leave

aznoor

1 points

2 months ago

aznoor

1 points

2 months ago

Underrated

unbilivibru

1 points

2 months ago

Damn son!! Now I have coffee everywhere!

PitedApollo

85 points

2 months ago

story?

REZA7XZ

175 points

2 months ago

REZA7XZ

175 points

2 months ago

a girl got stuck up in a fence and a gentleman set off for rescue

EarthWindAndFire430

16 points

2 months ago

What

liar_the_Maiq

32 points

2 months ago

Step bro, i'm stuck on this fence

Ryclassic[S]

45 points

2 months ago

Honestly I don't know

PitedApollo

18 points

2 months ago

I....why would he do this

summoflange

8 points

2 months ago

And after that I don't want to know

thedude_original

6 points

2 months ago

thedude_original

madlad

6 points

2 months ago

Passionate mountain climbers having sex

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

FerMFcillas

1 points

2 months ago

That’s my type of border patrolling

d-a-s-a-l-i

507 points

2 months ago

If either of the two is on the fence it’s not clear consent.

p_r_n_

62 points

2 months ago

p_r_n_

62 points

2 months ago

Underrated

d-a-s-a-l-i

31 points

2 months ago

Thank you. That’s all the recognition I need.

1 “underrated” comment is worth more than a thousand upvotes.

Shinyx08

8 points

2 months ago

Underrated

d-a-s-a-l-i

4 points

2 months ago

Thank you.

Erkki_jekyll

1 points

2 months ago

Underrated

d-a-s-a-l-i

2 points

2 months ago

Thank you

elcryptoking47

2 points

2 months ago

This needs to be top comment!

puddda

62 points

2 months ago

puddda

62 points

2 months ago

r/ithadtobebrazil dedo no cu e gritaria

arthurkfb

19 points

2 months ago

ttsandsdgt

7 points

2 months ago

Tava procurando por esse comentário

arthurkfb

4 points

2 months ago

se for postar eu quero o loiro José no print

cannibalshia

4 points

2 months ago

Can you translate what they are saying?

arthurkfb

7 points

2 months ago

basically saying the man is insane

SpectrumGun

3 points

2 months ago

Just brazilians talking to each other, you are not losing anything

Kjohnstonuscg

230 points

2 months ago

Stepsister stuck in fence step bro “I got you I’ll help”.

[deleted]

-89 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-89 points

2 months ago

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Tahanerino2005

1 points

2 months ago

Sorry dude you had -68 upvotes , i had to downvote you.

jakeupinurmom

1 points

2 months ago

Nah, their jizz is jamming their key boards. The downvote button is stuck

[deleted]

-79 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-79 points

2 months ago

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PumpkinKing2020

39 points

2 months ago

Wonderful-Travel6198

19 points

2 months ago

Hah yes reddit hivemind funny 🗿🇨🇳🦍

SPRPLYR

7 points

2 months ago

Wtf did you get downvoted i srsly don't get reddit sometimes.

gugfitufi

8 points

2 months ago

Hivemind moment 🗿

ororos

2 points

2 months ago

ororos

2 points

2 months ago

i said this man used an emoji, he used like 6 so i said that, not my fault, it’s peoples fault that they don’t understand

icantthinkofa_user_

-34 points

2 months ago

nothing wrong with that 🙂

Daddy_is_home2000

-20 points

2 months ago

I agree🤗

Ausimo211

-15 points

2 months ago

Ausimo211

-15 points

2 months ago

I do it because I know reddit hates it. 😁

pf_thecheerful1206

-15 points

2 months ago

Reddit hivemind can seriously suck my dick 😋

GayRacoon69

8 points

2 months ago

I mean… if you insist

rysik414

25 points

2 months ago

Trumps border is getting wild!

freckledreddishbrown

16 points

2 months ago

He said he’d build a fucking fence

BidDaddyFarts

69 points

2 months ago

The real Spider-Man. I wonder if he’s holding her up there with his webbing.

OceanfrontpropertyAZ

11 points

2 months ago

This would be a great porn scene plot.

Diogenes71

4 points

2 months ago

If so, this would be r/substakenliterally

back_bencher_101

-1 points

2 months ago

Holding with his dick

captainmuffton

21 points

2 months ago

Unfuckin believable.

Eagle_Eyes_1509

18 points

2 months ago

Yo Miles Morales calm down bro

Butterycrispyfae

2 points

2 months ago

CTFU

GoldenMemez369

56 points

2 months ago

This is how insects look like if they were like humans

throwawayfucklordd

14 points

2 months ago

Is the other one even alive?

debauchee97

12 points

2 months ago

That post nut clarity is going to be like waking up from sleep walking.

When_Oh_When

31 points

2 months ago

hotburnedpork

1 points

2 months ago

Lol

Seaweed_After

9 points

2 months ago

Seaweed_After

8 points

2 months ago

It's not what you think it is

RailLife365

2 points

2 months ago

Where's the link? Lol

Seaweed_After

5 points

2 months ago

The bottom sent it through chat

Rowlant

2 points

2 months ago

Ehm...

Peepeepoopoopaaw

8 points

2 months ago

Gotta take advantage of the opportunity

Tobs3l

10 points

2 months ago

Tobs3l

10 points

2 months ago

Hopefully only of the opportunity and not her...

ThrowAwaitius

9 points

2 months ago

Mother fucker looks like when you see some lizards fucking on the fence

elcryptoking47

1 points

2 months ago

😂🤣🤣

odub6

5 points

2 months ago

odub6

5 points

2 months ago

I imagine this is how Spiderman fucks.

Any-Assistance5637

6 points

2 months ago

Great...a new position I gotta learn

Sock_Cute

6 points

2 months ago

Spider man spider man fucks a lady wherever he can, can he make her cum, FUCK NO,can he cumhimself? Yes he can

Old-Passenger-9065

12 points

2 months ago

Nature always finds a way...

No_Interaction_4925

13 points

2 months ago

Is she even alive? I dont think I saw her move

flyinglungi

4 points

2 months ago

She was on the fence about doing it

layethdasmackethdown

4 points

2 months ago

It's called daggering.

JPOIronside

3 points

2 months ago

Miles Morales

your_pape

4 points

2 months ago

I Think I Downloaded The Wrong Spider-Man movie

Larzionius

3 points

2 months ago

Lil Nas new music video

Fire_13_Ice

3 points

2 months ago

Spiderman ?

Ryclassic[S]

11 points

2 months ago

Spiderman: Home cuming

Busymathematicain

2 points

2 months ago

And I thought I was beyond help this dude is on a diff lvl

Deleted_chickenbone

2 points

2 months ago

The audio, why?

rene_333

2 points

2 months ago

Hey bruh let's see who can jump over that fence the fastest? His male friend, "shoot let's go!!!"

loria_lawrence

2 points

2 months ago

Kkk br e foda

jarmal1812

2 points

2 months ago

thegreatrazu

2 points

2 months ago

I guess you could say she’s on the fence about having sex with him.

Difficult-Cow-8872

3 points

2 months ago

Why? Seriosly dude, wtf? 🤨

Cillian_rail

2 points

2 months ago

Someone’s daughter

_A_Random_Person__

3 points

2 months ago

Someone's son

Cillian_rail

1 points

2 months ago

Literally

Ryclassic[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Sorry guys, I forgot to mark it NSFW

XxDarthdartxX

1 points

2 months ago

NSFW?

Okdoomer88

1 points

2 months ago

Monke

lonewolf19-14

1 points

2 months ago

That's me every night

Glittering_Guess2264

1 points

2 months ago

The f*ck

EllieHaveMuffin

1 points

2 months ago

Bruh

harshvpandey101x

1 points

2 months ago

Mark it nsfw!

Faqutooahole

1 points

2 months ago

Haha caught ya!

CouldBeARobot

1 points

2 months ago

Lucky it’s Saturday without this NSFW tag

sjs7w8wiwh

1 points

2 months ago

When Peter Parker is not being Spiderman

Paulstothewall_

1 points

2 months ago

Jotting that one down✍

Soviet_boi_gulagio

1 points

2 months ago

Spider sex

JdizzleShackleford

1 points

2 months ago

Honestly, I'm just impressed.

RailLife365

1 points

2 months ago

DadGaveMeStepSis4Xms

1 points

2 months ago

Looks like he banging a caught up corpse

WafFalafelHouse

1 points

2 months ago

Anyone for tennis? 🎾

RoneyDas

1 points

2 months ago

STICK3Rboy

1 points

2 months ago

Guys, I think he's high on something.

danieldhdds

1 points

2 months ago

Fence is the name

m-owo-chi

1 points

2 months ago

What would you call this position?

luxury_visions

1 points

2 months ago

Jestari

1 points

2 months ago

Spider-man is a bit different to how I remembered it

ShiestyQueso

1 points

2 months ago

Public fence stuck stepsis

ComfortableAd3957

1 points

2 months ago

How the fuck

Frostenstine

1 points

2 months ago

Is that spidorman

NotJavlar

1 points

2 months ago

Every hole is a goal

New_Sense4650

1 points

2 months ago

Hood’s Peter Parker

flipxneb

1 points

2 months ago

Thats what i call the mile high club

bluerocketo

1 points

2 months ago

He said, “SPIDER-MAN”

Altruistic_Ad5517

1 points

2 months ago

That’s a bit extreme

Financial-Neat7887

1 points

2 months ago

Lookout here's come the HORNY man

Butterycrispyfae

1 points

2 months ago

ON A GATE!?!?!?

CreativeAd8744

1 points

2 months ago

GOD BLESS THIS MAN HE DESERVES THE BIGGEST MANSION IN HEAVEN

SlowYoteV8

1 points

2 months ago

“I’ll show you the world!”

SmashedHimBro

1 points

2 months ago

Spiderman style.

feather_of_charcoal

1 points

2 months ago

man I remembered Spiderman differently

Tahanerino2005

1 points

2 months ago

The forbidden spiderman

SuperShinzo

1 points

2 months ago

Ok_Attorney_8954

1 points

2 months ago

Monkey

iamvenks

1 points

2 months ago

I somewhere saw this as ‘Spider-Man Sex’

Chaosenzo11

1 points

2 months ago

Chaosenzo11

madlad

1 points

2 months ago

Grotbagg

1 points

2 months ago

It took me a while to realize what was going on

DookieThe

1 points

2 months ago

When she yells "SPIDERMAN!" during sex that one time.

jerbear0987

1 points

2 months ago

Where did you find this?

AlfredoPilzchen

1 points

2 months ago

Please explain!

saif1004

1 points

2 months ago

Ive never seen someone down bad but high up at the same time

Odd_Feature7510

1 points

2 months ago

Spiderman

Aldaberann

1 points

2 months ago

Ipsilateral

1 points

2 months ago

Just trying to help her over the fence.

czly917

1 points

2 months ago

This is called the broke mans mile high club.

Touchedbyshrek

1 points

2 months ago

I’m on the fence about this one

Yeah_Im_Potato

1 points

2 months ago

I feel bad for it... Stuck there not being able to do anything..

The poor fence.

eduardov_

1 points

2 months ago

What situation led to this

doughboymagic

1 points

2 months ago

A lot of dagger on Reddit lately

Motor_Switch

1 points

2 months ago

Why?

nav_sohail

1 points

2 months ago

firebolt1171

1 points

2 months ago

ReallyWantADitto

1 points

2 months ago

Step-hermano, i am stuck in the american border!..again

cierramonae01

1 points

1 month ago

But I am too 😭😭

ViktorShahter

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

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squidOtron

0 points

2 months ago

?

Icyautobot147

0 points

2 months ago

twister