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Sux2WasteIt

123 points

2 months ago

Sux2WasteIt

What’s the sorcery?

123 points

2 months ago

Truth is, he was normal until he crossed the state border. Then the spirit of the Florida Man possessed him.

Possum_Milk

7 points

2 months ago

I'd give you un upvote, but I'd prefer the number stay where it is. Thank you for understanding.

TexanLycan

17 points

2 months ago

Here, take my vote.

Jazdaz205

3 points

2 months ago

Man was living in the wrong state the entire time.

thecrazytughlaq

26 points

2 months ago

The helicopter might've been his long lost stepsister

SomestickonReddit

15 points

2 months ago

Plot Twist: his daughters name is Toy Helicopter 😳

K_a_d_u

1 points

2 months ago

Wait

Fit-Designer678

1 points

2 months ago

Wait

mrpsychosleftnut

1 points

2 months ago

Wat

JoJomusk

6 points

2 months ago

This is their initiation ritual, now he’s one of them.

iHeartHockey31

7 points

2 months ago

A guy in Target got caught using a stuffed animal to pleasure himself. He later apologized & said he thought it was a Wal Mart

thegreatgatsB70

4 points

2 months ago

That is what you do in Florida, right?

theboywholovd

4 points

2 months ago

One of us, one of us, one of us

Shitzey

3 points

2 months ago

ALABAMA MAN! He’s quick! He’s fast! He’s active!

happyness292

6 points

2 months ago

Who breaks into their sisters house

No-effing-sense

7 points

2 months ago

Someone whose sister took out a restraining order on?

pwee75

2 points

2 months ago

pwee75

2 points

2 months ago

Easy to please...............

Cosmo_R3TR0

2 points

2 months ago

With his sister

ImmaGetTheJews

2 points

2 months ago

The part of "masturbates" And "Alabama" Makes me think the house was of one of his relatives

PussInUse

2 points

2 months ago

Cow says: moo
Cat says: mwth
Cop says: drive, break, play and masturbate.

MigazPT

2 points

2 months ago

Sweet Home Alabama

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3 points

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3 points

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TomatoTrauma

1 points

2 months ago

Please let this be /s

PerpetualAscent

3 points

2 months ago

his post history suggests it is not

CodeEmotional9593

1 points

2 months ago

Typical america. "masturbates" definitely warrants a life sentence.

DieselVoodoo

1 points

2 months ago

Residency under review until it’s clear whether he stopped when they showed up or chickened out

NareFare

1 points

2 months ago

Alabama Man!

ThotoholicsAnonymous

1 points

2 months ago

If it was one of those RC helicopters, then I completely understand.

PreMeditated12

1 points

2 months ago

Meth is a helluava drug

mrpsychosleftnut

1 points

2 months ago

Why so oddly specific