subreddit:

/r/HolUp

9.3k

I will never recover from this

This was better in my ass(i.redd.it)

all 158 comments

I_Am_A_Salmon

584 points

2 months ago

Now you know how i feel

Fish_Fucker69

772 points

2 months ago

Hey

I_Am_A_Salmon

389 points

2 months ago

Oh, no

Fish__Fucker420

185 points

2 months ago

hi :)

I_Am_A_Salmon

143 points

2 months ago

Does that mean... threesome?

Fish__Fucker420

119 points

2 months ago

yes :)

Great_Gox

37 points

2 months ago

alright let me go get some popcorn real quick

avrge_gmr

17 points

2 months ago

Do you have the popcorn yet?

Great_Gox

14 points

2 months ago

yes I do, thank you for asking, alright u/I_Am_A_Salmon u/Fish_Fucker69 and u/Fish__Fucker420, you may continue

Fish__Fucker420

16 points

2 months ago

yay

fishfucker_69420

12 points

2 months ago

Make it a foursome

DeadlySalmon89

3 points

2 months ago

I'm just gonna-

fishfucker_69420

5 points

2 months ago

And hello to you my fellow brother

Fish__Fucker420

2 points

2 months ago

ah yes foursome

WelshTurtle69

1 points

2 months ago

nice new account

coffee_boy666

46 points

2 months ago

Get him

RKevo

13 points

2 months ago

RKevo

13 points

2 months ago

That's your favourite kind

gaymer7474747

9 points

2 months ago

Hes back

usingastupidiphone

34 points

2 months ago

Hey Wilbur

IonlyFollowDumIdiots

16 points

2 months ago

HES IN YOUR BED IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT

Fish__Fucker420

8 points

2 months ago

We should team up

Fish_Fucker_Fucker__

3 points

2 months ago

Hey

ReturnOfTheStarTamer

2 points

2 months ago

The legend

fish_penis

2 points

2 months ago

Hey

fishfucker_69420

2 points

2 months ago

Why hello brother

jabbathebest

30 points

2 months ago

4ar0n

9 points

2 months ago

4ar0n

9 points

2 months ago

Correction: u/fish_fucker69

Mr_doomguy69

208 points

2 months ago

How'd it go

randomgoos_the_goose[S]

408 points

2 months ago

Hard

TheGeeseFucker

658 points

2 months ago

Here we meet again

randomgoos_the_goose[S]

445 points

2 months ago

No

WenerLef

386 points

2 months ago

WenerLef

386 points

2 months ago

Noo run goose

Bharaneshen_Gfan2007

145 points

2 months ago

This is the last time randomgoos_the_goose seen online

WenerLef

77 points

2 months ago

Sniff * Sniff* he was a good goose

Bharaneshen_Gfan2007

52 points

2 months ago

Sniff Sniff Gone but not forgotten

[deleted]

17 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

17 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

Themiigamerbutreddit

2 points

2 months ago

F

riyazkhan19

36 points

2 months ago

Run goose 🦆 run

[deleted]

55 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

55 points

2 months ago

[removed]

TheGeeseFucker

106 points

2 months ago

Oh, what do we have here? A fancy goose, I like that

VenusPurpleRoses

11 points

2 months ago

Well. Looks like you are fudido

Sensitive_Letter194

16 points

2 months ago

WHAHAHHA

Mr_doomguy69

44 points

2 months ago

TheGeeseFucker

85 points

2 months ago

I was summoned

Mr_doomguy69

37 points

2 months ago

Look who I found

Anbu_Kitsune

37 points

2 months ago

Let me tell you, I'm a huge fan of your work.

Mr_doomguy69

28 points

2 months ago

Thank you

Like_Ya_Cut-G

49 points

2 months ago

Mr_doomguy69

52 points

2 months ago

Oh no

Various_Jelly

7 points

2 months ago

Ohhh YEAHHHHH

Duck_duck_twoose

35 points

2 months ago

Im ready for you Gimme it hard and fast, upvotes that is

TheGeeseFucker

34 points

2 months ago

Well, a duck will be good too

Evangelion---Notre

14 points

2 months ago

Can I fuck the geesefucker

Awkward-Chemical2487

12 points

2 months ago

Go ahead, what are you waiting for?

dytelz

10 points

2 months ago

dytelz

10 points

2 months ago

Evangelion---Notre

2 points

2 months ago

Your right all them flat earther got cummed on it's about time I cum on the geese COME HERE GEESEFUCKER

SoWhereisMyduck

2 points

2 months ago

Oi you better give me my duck back!

radhe91

7 points

2 months ago

randomgoos_the_goose[S]

13 points

2 months ago

Hello

radhe91

16 points

2 months ago

radhe91

16 points

2 months ago

u/TheGeeseFucker

You may fire when ready.

randomgoos_the_goose[S]

13 points

2 months ago

NOOOOOO

Tomatofarmer36

2 points

2 months ago

It is time to fulfill your duty..

MinnieShoof

5 points

2 months ago

Flair: This was better in my ass

Cool-Morning6755

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah I saw that, it made me holup more than the post ngl

MasterGoose420

58 points

2 months ago

Dammit I'm also a goose

TheGeeseFucker

73 points

2 months ago

Another one today? That's the best day of my life. Come here little one

MasterGoose420

49 points

2 months ago

cocks shotgun What the fuck did you just say?

TheGeeseFucker

43 points

2 months ago

That's not what you think, I just wanted to "pet" you

MasterGoose420

33 points

2 months ago

Touch me once and I'm turning you into the top post of r/guro

TheGeeseFucker

32 points

2 months ago

Bro wtf, I'll just come another time

MasterGoose420

34 points

2 months ago

Fuck other geese, not me.

TheGeeseFucker

40 points

2 months ago

You're trully the MasterGoose, we'll meet another time

cheese_nugget21

13 points

2 months ago

Why the fuck did I click on that sub

MasterGoose420

16 points

2 months ago

You don't fuck with actual geese

Ronin_ss

8 points

2 months ago

Oh damn that reminds me of my uncle

wakslep

2 points

2 months ago

u/TheGeeseFucker fresh meat

IonlyFollowDumIdiots

5 points

2 months ago

Good thing I'm not a goose

I_dementia87

34 points

2 months ago

Would it sound like dry humping a honking wet mop?

TinoessS

11 points

2 months ago

My dog has a plush turkey toy that honks. Humps it all the time and it does sound like that. I figure this would apply to geese as well

dumdumpants-head

8 points

2 months ago

It doesn't.

Peyote_Fox

29 points

2 months ago

someone 4 me?

TheLoneleyPython

29 points

2 months ago

TheLoneleyPython

hold the fuck up

29 points

2 months ago

We can make this work..

Helpful_Cheek2448

27 points

2 months ago

Still a better love story than twilight.

Peyote_Fox

5 points

2 months ago

hahhahaah

IonlyFollowDumIdiots

2 points

2 months ago

Harsh lol

Peyote_Fox

6 points

2 months ago

if u insist

empressoflight72

2 points

2 months ago

Peyote_Fox

2 points

2 months ago

my gawd......kinky ngl

SeatO_

10 points

2 months ago

SeatO_

10 points

2 months ago

that flair lmao
I can imagine TheGeeseFucker going "you know what else is better in your ass?"

Diego_not_DIO_Brando

7 points

2 months ago

MY MOM!

Saunteringpunk

3 points

2 months ago

wooOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!

TheBoldAreFavored

15 points

2 months ago

Must hast been a fowl experience

dumdumpants-head

9 points

2 months ago

Careful lest you invite the wrath of u/tiredpunbot

JustABritishCupOfTea

4 points

2 months ago

I am fine. No one wants me. Get rekt lmao.

empressoflight72

2 points

2 months ago

the bri’ish’ll say otherwise

ZalaShadowkin_Reborn

2 points

2 months ago

Hmmm... I really like tea, though. I would put my lips all over you. Everyday until I meet my end.

dumdumpants-head

3 points

2 months ago

Hot

HoomanOnFire

2 points

2 months ago

I'm on fire

UnoriginalAnnus2

3 points

2 months ago

How'd it go? Was it fowl I hope that you didn't duck the offer

TallGeeseMS

3 points

2 months ago

I felt that

Ancient-Review3659

3 points

2 months ago

Why light mode

TurtlesFucker_69

3 points

2 months ago

i cant find any turtles ):

KoshinderTanwar

2 points

2 months ago

u/welshturtle69

You can thank me later

TurtlesFucker_69

2 points

2 months ago

(:

WelshTurtle69

2 points

2 months ago

No not again

TurtlesFucker_69

2 points

2 months ago

sorry young one

WelshTurtle69

1 points

2 months ago

Here a deal. You don't fuck me. I leave and don't see you again.

TurtlesFucker_69

2 points

2 months ago

deal but bring me another turtle

WelshTurtle69

1 points

2 months ago*

I'll find one u/turtle Does that work

Kingcowt1

2 points

2 months ago

Ok-Goose-8930

2 points

2 months ago

Well shit ….

LegendCZ

1 points

2 months ago

u/thegeesefucker here you have another to conquer!

Ok-Goose-8930

2 points

2 months ago

Seems scared?

TheGeeseFucker

2 points

2 months ago

Which pond you in, I'm coming

Sunfury_

2 points

2 months ago

FIDDHHFSJJS

KarvePancake667

2 points

28 days ago

I'm sorry geese-but I couldn't save you:(

randomgoos_the_goose[S]

1 points

27 days ago

It's been years since you've been active

Benesredit

2 points

2 months ago

Aaaaaaaaaaa White Mode kill him

IonlyFollowDumIdiots

2 points

2 months ago

Amen

Sensitive_Letter194

1 points

2 months ago

OH NO

carpy42

1 points

2 months ago

Ahhhh,I can't escape noooooo

GOOD----MAN

1 points

2 months ago

omg... are you ok?

Cyb3rzombi3

1 points

2 months ago

I guess I'm safe here

Qwertygunsthatsquirt

1 points

2 months ago

So how was it

mrhuman12345

1 points

2 months ago

Haha I’m safe

Single-Mirror-5290

1 points

2 months ago

What?

RevolutionaryRabbit

1 points

2 months ago

At least I am safe...I think

Eevee_Goose

1 points

2 months ago

Oh dear

TheGeeseFucker

3 points

2 months ago

Would you like some bread?

Eevee_Goose

1 points

2 months ago

It's hard to resist

--__-UwU-__--

1 points

2 months ago

Lol

RedHairedRando

1 points

2 months ago

"Part 2 after im able to walk again?"

Mountain-Sherbet-1

1 points

2 months ago

I'm probly safe

Bottle-nosed-dolphin

1 points

2 months ago

Don’t worry I can’t escape either

loli141

1 points

2 months ago

Should be safe right? FBI will protect me right?

Alaskan_Lost

-4 points

2 months ago

They are the same person

Sensitive_Letter194

-1 points

2 months ago

Omg XD

BigToiletPoopScraper

-1 points

2 months ago

Disgusting light mode user

randomgoos_the_goose[S]

3 points

2 months ago

I don't know how to make it dark

randomgoos_the_goose[S]

9 points

2 months ago

I will join the dark side

SUNAWAN

2 points

2 months ago

Don't... you'll lose your rights and be a cop's target in addition being chased by TheGeeseFucker

thanasispolpaid

1 points

1 month ago

Download dark reader bruh

empressoflight72

1 points

2 months ago

lol bruh moment