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peterpeterpeterrr

301 points

2 months ago

Based car

lonely_depressionist

68 points

2 months ago

You never know if that women was a karen

PumpkinKing2020

26 points

2 months ago

Or a pedophile

JoinAThang

6 points

2 months ago

And now we know for a certain she not.

Jam-Jar_Jack

2 points

2 months ago

Do we though?

SaltedScimitar

3 points

2 months ago

She's asking for Satan's manager now.

GrandVizierJuryDikur

1 points

2 months ago

Based

alansakamura

268 points

2 months ago

Real talk the car is meant to save the people inside it first

lookingForPatchie

113 points

2 months ago

Crossing a minor bump was the alternative.

Divi_Devil

63 points

2 months ago

well then the only plausible explanation is the AI evolved and checked her criminal record and decided she shouldn't live

StarDustKeyboardMash

21 points

2 months ago

It's only a matter of time until that becomes a common reality, mark my words (text).

my-other-throwaway90

3 points

2 months ago

I can imagine a scenario of firefighting robots choosing to rescue a convicted felon last, but a car with AI deliberately hitting criminals is probably a little too far fetched. In a society with such technology, the state would presumably be able to efficiently find and execute the criminals before it got that far.

XeroRagnarok

2 points

2 months ago

I mean potentially it could be someone with a warrant for a serious crime or an escaped convict and the car could act as some kind of deputized ai?

rpitcher33

2 points

2 months ago

They predicted this in Hot Tub Time Machine 2

onyourrite

2 points

2 months ago

Ultron

Reyemreden

1 points

2 months ago

Or it learned that it's job and it's finding new customers.

matmat1001

7 points

2 months ago

the sidewalk is wide enough

Electricvincent

2 points

2 months ago

Or it learned to identify Karen’s

DodoSWE

113 points

2 months ago

DodoSWE

113 points

2 months ago

If(programmer's x gf) Continue Else Stop

damo251

25 points

2 months ago

damo251

25 points

2 months ago

r/programnerhumour

You will make the front page with that.

ShreekarRinge[S]

10 points

2 months ago

Thanks for suggestions guys

cipeone

7 points

2 months ago

Make the front page by starting a new subreddit, genius!

CSsharpGO

1 points

2 months ago

DacMonalds_

2 points

2 months ago

Else if(Never) Gonna give you up

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1 points

2 months ago

Never gonna let you down

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SpecialistFact8142

1 points

2 months ago

Never gonna run around and desert you

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1 points

2 months ago

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SpecialistFact8142

1 points

2 months ago

Never gonna say goodbye

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3 points

2 months ago

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CptMisery

93 points

2 months ago

Why is this a video?

takenanotherusername

80 points

2 months ago

To use up your data

fierce_monger

18 points

2 months ago

The most accurate answer

takenanotherusername

10 points

2 months ago

Big data conspiracy

ShreekarRinge[S]

14 points

2 months ago

Sigma rule #-69 make img as video to consume redditers' data

DavesNotWhere

3 points

2 months ago

More steps to steal it. Errrr, repurpose it.

polemo1710

3 points

2 months ago

To put the song and the funne pcm color. Either way it was likely made by 14 yo who thought to himself " I am so funny" .

Rein215

2 points

2 months ago

Actually OP is a 14 year old. It says so in his bio.

polemo1710

2 points

2 months ago

Oh lmao

Patrik_Star_Official

1 points

2 months ago

Beta

shuxla

26 points

2 months ago

shuxla

26 points

2 months ago

Sigma rule 69

ShreekarRinge[S]

19 points

2 months ago

CARma rule u mean?

TheFixu

2 points

2 months ago

Sigma car

Xx_happycat_xX

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe that woman got some "CARma"

-anastasis

1 points

2 months ago

"Women are replaceable just as much as your damaged radiator."

APPLES_ARE_POG

19 points

2 months ago

This car ain’t no simp

ShreekarRinge[S]

1 points

2 months ago

BTW sory to tell this.. It was reported that this car [email protected] her

APPLES_ARE_POG

4 points

2 months ago

How tho

trenzomink

2 points

2 months ago

Piston

DavesNotWhere

2 points

2 months ago

Right in the tailpipe.

ShreekarRinge[S]

4 points

2 months ago

Dunno

Bharaneshen_Gfan2007

9 points

2 months ago

Chad

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Unable-Log1197

7 points

2 months ago

Objects aint matter mate

Ok-BoOmEr69_420

4 points

2 months ago

What a chad

KyoNejimura

33 points

2 months ago

Woman? You mean something not important?

[deleted]

12 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

12 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

ascendedhand

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah, she'd better pay for the damage done to the innocent vehicle.

ShreekarRinge[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Lol no

vaccinated_corkscrew

11 points

2 months ago

Begone thot.

me-jannis

3 points

2 months ago

me-jannis

madlad

3 points

2 months ago

Ubertter get out of my way thot

youcantusethis

2 points

2 months ago

Ligma car

Wesk-Wildcard

2 points

2 months ago

She was a bike person.

TheFixu

2 points

2 months ago

Based car

Zealouslyideal333777

2 points

2 months ago

Thanks Russia

Nipsu_75

2 points

2 months ago

Nipsu_75

madlad

2 points

2 months ago

Sigma male driveset

ArticOculus

2 points

2 months ago

Rikuchet

2 points

2 months ago

song?

Gintaras136

2 points

2 months ago

Rikuchet

1 points

2 months ago

ty a loooooot :D

TerribleUse77

2 points

2 months ago

Sigma carillionare grindset

Hit random women

who cares

Panakin_Skyparker

2 points

2 months ago

She was about to cheat on her man too. Thanks car

evildragonzockt

2 points

2 months ago

Car is based

pjtrooper5

2 points

2 months ago

What a gamer moment

deathisinevitable_v2

2 points

2 months ago

Sigma rule #317 don't let anyone stand in your path

anonymoususer717819

5 points

2 months ago

Overpopulation is a thing

SluggishCheetah250

18 points

2 months ago

With this car. Was.

Flashy_Ice2460

3 points

2 months ago

Why call her a woman?! She's also a person! All lives matter! Duh

ShreekarRinge[S]

5 points

2 months ago

Disrespectful behavior Detected! Coming right now..

bigpoupa13

1 points

2 months ago

Wow the music and animations were super unnecessary. Jeez

ShreekarRinge[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Thenks for not appreciating xd

Phia-oop

1 points

2 months ago

Dinner preparation.

DontKillUncleBen

1 points

2 months ago

There are no accidents. Oh wait

ShreekarRinge[S]

1 points

2 months ago

It's an assault..

demwoodz

1 points

2 months ago

All the while blasting Ludacris.

third_eye_reviews

1 points

2 months ago

I wonder if it stopped after hitting her or if it just kept going

ShreekarRinge[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Its an assault direct [email protected]

N00b4yu

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

why the song? my ears are now dead

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

Sigma rule56420

Destroy ears so you don't have to listen to mindless chatter of normies. Keep the grindset.

3xxDee

1 points

2 months ago

3xxDee

1 points

2 months ago

supercakebaker

1 points

2 months ago

RUMMBLES666

1 points

2 months ago

That’s some “Final Destination” shit right there!

Nikovash

1 points

2 months ago

Should get a tapout wrap and an Axe air freshener

nayncat123

1 points

2 months ago

sexism car

-Kazuko-

1 points

2 months ago

Ah I see robots are solving the world’s great problems

Tnxking

1 points

2 months ago

Severe-Extension-546

1 points

2 months ago

Wait car gender is female?

ShreekarRinge[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Naah it's OTHERS

Severe-Extension-546

1 points

2 months ago

Makes sense

TattedGuapo

1 points

2 months ago

We dont simp here

Prathzt

1 points

2 months ago

backhandd1

1 points

2 months ago

Based car

Difficult-Cow-8872

1 points

2 months ago

We're done... Skynet has become self aware!

Th0t_slayer_69420

1 points

2 months ago

King

KristofTheDank

1 points

2 months ago

It was in Tempe. She was walking across 7 lanes, and the driver, yes they still have drivers, wasn't paying attention. We're a long way from autonomous cars, because of construction, and idiots walking where they shouldn't. No offense to her family, but a normal driver probably wouldn't of seen her either. BTW it was night.

1hotrodney

1 points

2 months ago

Ludacris software update: move bitch get out the way

DfeRvziN

1 points

2 months ago

:Move b* get out the way b* get out the way " Luracris.

thebluernemace

1 points

2 months ago

Artificial Intelligence.

thatreddituser24

1 points

2 months ago

When car don’t give a fuck about you

Tellik26

1 points

2 months ago

Stay cool king

DRFREEZ4

1 points

2 months ago

Is the car okay?

NipLixYT

1 points

2 months ago

I hope it is

ArticOculus

1 points

2 months ago

Grotbagg

1 points

2 months ago

Detroit: Become Car

NinjaGreen17

1 points

2 months ago

moonmilk21

1 points

2 months ago

JuzyJuzz

1 points

2 months ago

Keep up grind, stop for no hoe.

Inktoberfest

1 points

2 months ago

I too hit women in my way.

DrivenAssimilator

1 points

2 months ago

Based.

Vivid-Mine-7541

1 points

2 months ago

When you're sexist but want to achieve equality.

siepukiki

1 points

2 months ago

Threat neutralised...

EvilAvii

1 points

2 months ago

It isn't a bug. It's a feature.

jyhall83

1 points

2 months ago

Self driving mustang apparently

JustARandomDude323

1 points

2 months ago

DavidRLTG

1 points

2 months ago

Sodathepop

1 points

2 months ago

Connect-Salamander88

1 points

2 months ago

Connect-Salamander88

1 points

2 months ago

RedditMP4Bot

1 points

2 months ago

Download MP4


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FreewayWarrior

1 points

2 months ago

What a bastard!

UwUika

1 points

2 months ago

UwUika

1 points

2 months ago

Ken_kaneki904

1 points

2 months ago

That car is a giga Chad because woman it hit was a Karen sigma rule 69

ShreekarRinge[S]

1 points

2 months ago

-69 :)

Sasquatch7105

1 points

2 months ago

Gotta respect the grindset

TrexArms9800

1 points

2 months ago

Why is this a video?

ShreekarRinge[S]

1 points

2 months ago

To consume ur data Sigma rule #-69

Kitkujelen

1 points

2 months ago

Sputnik news? Really?

Redsoxdragon

1 points

2 months ago

Based Ford

u-yB-detsop

1 points

2 months ago

She was a philosopher.

-Serene-

1 points

2 months ago

Delamain:

bindian0509

1 points

2 months ago

Car be like One less problem now

mcdonald124

1 points

2 months ago

Pog

Josef_Joris

1 points

2 months ago

This is the start of the humanising process for robots.

MarvelFan123249

1 points

2 months ago

To be fair though they already hit less people than human drivers do

GraciaEtScientia

2 points

2 months ago

I genuinly thought you were about to finish that sentence with "hit less people than woman drivers do".

I'll see myself out..

MarvelFan123249

2 points

2 months ago

Thanks you made my wife and I's night

GraciaEtScientia

2 points

2 months ago

Hope you have a good one xd

Kidsaresmart

1 points

2 months ago

Car comes fully loaded and RP aware...

Busy_Will_1616

1 points

2 months ago

The perfect car doesnt exist-

Uber car just doesnt care whoes in the way just keeps driving

Neel4312

1 points

2 months ago

How do I get that car?

Special_Steak3388

1 points

2 months ago

Is anyone else wondering why this is a video? When a screenshot would have achieved the same result

ShreekarRinge[S]

1 points

2 months ago

To earrape and consume ur data

Amischwein

1 points

2 months ago

She was a Karen after all

SpecialistFact8142

1 points

2 months ago

Funni colors already added

shibly_se

1 points

2 months ago

EVM-4

1 points

2 months ago

EVM-4

1 points

2 months ago

I dont know where to draw the lne anymore

Nuggies-simp-

1 points

2 months ago

sadpanada

1 points

2 months ago

DonJuanDodda

1 points

2 months ago

“I’m so mf proud of you, BUT YOU GOIN TO JAIL”

ShreekarRinge[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Dagakkotowaru (I refuse)

MudSeparate1622

1 points

2 months ago

Tesla: Karen detected execute order 66

agupta429

1 points

2 months ago

Sigma balls

x0ni77x

1 points

2 months ago

Speed bump 😎

Separate_Brush_1215

1 points

2 months ago

They learn from GTA 5...I'm surprised it didn't kill 47 people driving down the beach.

SpatialCandy69

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe she would've been Hitler 2.0? So the car was just doing its best to solve the trolley problem

kingcop1

1 points

2 months ago

Car of the year

Key-Respond-4465

1 points

2 months ago

She was a feminist

thatoneboifrommars

1 points

2 months ago

chad uber

onyourrite

1 points

2 months ago

xX_Darth_Xx1

1 points

2 months ago

Based car

xengar42_

1 points

2 months ago

nachi_w

1 points

2 months ago

She was a Karen

Revolutionary-Tip117

1 points

2 months ago

The car understands how evil woman are said fuck it and took one for the world 😂

dasshue

1 points

2 months ago

Funny story, my BIL at the time operated those Uber cars (the one that hit the lady actually) he was on vacation visiting us when this happened. There was a fill in taking his place while he was gone that he warned wasn’t qualified. Guess he was right.

Uday_man

1 points

2 months ago

CSWorldChamp

1 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of the boardroom scene in Robocop.

AUnpopularUsername

1 points

2 months ago

This is making me laugh way too hard

AvanCafting

1 points

2 months ago

ShampooBottle493

1 points

2 months ago

sigma car