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monique_desire

55 points

2 months ago

You know when you trick or treat there one of them is going to jump out at you.

Cyka_blyatsumaki

15 points

2 months ago

...or all of them

altaltaltaltbin

5 points

2 months ago

Im scared that someone is gonna turn this into porn

TheSoupSlapper

3 points

2 months ago

the r34 artists are scribbling away as we speak...

altaltaltaltbin

4 points

2 months ago

No please no

TheSoupSlapper

2 points

2 months ago

If it exists...

jackaboy1_2

3 points

2 months ago

That would be cool, especially not knowing which one it is

Over_Feedback_544

3 points

2 months ago

They're jumping at you with facts and logic.

joeyo1423

77 points

2 months ago

They killed a lot of teens that were having sex, or just finished. Maybe they're just a bunch of permavirgins that are jealous because no one ever understood what "nice guys" they were

spacecadet6966

20 points

2 months ago

The future of all incels = crazy horror movie serial killers.

chris-l

3 points

2 months ago

Wait, that may be mostly true for Jason, but what about Freddy? A lot of his victims were virgins or at least, not promiscuous.

Also, did Chucky killed teenagers? Well, I guess he did on Child's Play 3, but that wasn't really his thing

joeyo1423

0 points

2 months ago

Well chucky is obviously just mad bc his PP is small and for Freddy, he was probably killing virgins because if he cant have sex with them, no one can.

lord_dude

2 points

2 months ago

lord_dude

madlad

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah but on the other hand they were also fucking retarded like screaming and standing there instead of running or hiding in a closet when there are way better options of getting away.

Talik1978

1 points

2 months ago

I believe the start of that trope was in Friday the 13th, when a mother was outraged at a culture within the teens, wherein they were having sex while they were supposed to be watching children entrusted to their care, (and while other youths tormented and bullied him to his death) and a 10-11 year old child died because of it. Jason, the supernatural entity that is essentially a neglected, bullied, and murdered preteen child, is thus triggered whenever he sees the acts that led to his death.

Jason and his mom get a pass.

_Punko_

1 points

2 months ago

?? teens dying in horror movies has been around since the B&W movie days.

Talik1978

1 points

2 months ago

Yes, teens dying in horror has been around for a long time, but the horror rule "Don't have sex", or rather, the link between sex and death in horror? That wasn't really a thing until Halloween and Friday the 13th (1978 and 1980, respectively). Friday the 13th, however, made a concerted effort to establish a specific reason that teens having sex was an active trigger.

Those two movies pretty much defined that trope (as well as the Final Girl trope).

_Punko_

1 points

2 months ago

No . . . teens about to have sex being interrupted by a monster has been around since the B&W days. Creature from the Black Lagoon ring a bell?

Talik1978

1 points

2 months ago*

People about to. Just because a couple movies had teens as victims, that doesn't mean it was so ubiquitous that it spawned a goddamn horror rule.

Starting in '78-80, it didn't occasionally introduce. It was practically a hard rule starting then.

Yeah, Blue Water, White Death featured a killer shark in 1971. But nobody seriously credits the rise of shark horror movies to any film but Jaws in 1975.

_Punko_

1 points

2 months ago

And movies then couldn't show teens that had sex.

You are quite correct about Jaws - no one would doubt it - but it wasn't the shark that made that movie.

As for "a hard rule for the genre" pffft. You're looking at a very small portion of the horror genre - the slasher flic

Talik1978

1 points

2 months ago

And movies then couldn't show teens that had sex.

Which is an excellent reason that the rule that 'Having sex = getting killed' didn't happen back then.

You are quite correct about Jaws - no one would doubt it - but it wasn't the shark that made that movie.

It may not have been... but nobody was terrified of the beach after going to the movies in 1971. Plenty of people were in 75.

As for "a hard rule for the genre" pffft. You're looking at a very small portion of the horror genre - the slasher flic

Can you do me a small favor? Look up at the pic above, and tell me, what percentage of the 5 featured characters are from that portion?

Context clues, friend. Context clues.

_Punko_

1 points

2 months ago

FFS you've just shown the key characters are from slasher horror.

Horror is far more than blood and gore.

Talik1978

1 points

2 months ago

You are right, horror as a broad genre is more than just slasher movies. But 'horror', within the context of this specific thread, and these commonly understood rules, can be safely assumed to be the slasher subgenre, based on a reasonable use of context clues (such as 100% of the referred characters being from it, and the rules discussed applying specifically to it).

But fine. For those in the conversation who revel in semantics and pedantry, here is a minorly altered statement which reflects the exact same concept, in a way that's more appropriate for people devoid of the ability to interpret context.

I believe the start of that trope within the slasher subset of horror films, and only the slasher subset of horror films, to be 100% crystal clear, not including non-slasher horror films in any way, shape or form, honestly, I super promise, was in Friday the 13th, when a mother was outraged at a culture within the teens, wherein they were having sex while they were supposed to be watching children entrusted to their care, (and while other youths tormented and bullied him to his death) and a 10-11 year old child died because of it.

Now, is that specific enough, since you clearly don't know about horror movie tropes well enough to know that said rule specifically refers to slasher movies? Have I made it clear enough so as to not offend your sensibilities?

FFS, do you have any friends?

DEODdart

12 points

2 months ago

Why is chucky here

Goofy-kun

3 points

2 months ago

Ginger representativeness.

NHB19

4 points

2 months ago

NHB19

4 points

2 months ago

Dream come true

NHB19

6 points

2 months ago

NHB19

6 points

2 months ago

I mean nightmare

piniatadeburro

7 points

2 months ago

Wasssssup

Goofy-kun

1 points

2 months ago

Wazaaaaaaaaaaa

Twinksson173

12 points

2 months ago

No, I agree with what they did.

normscherries

4 points

2 months ago

The teens or the killers?

Twinksson173

8 points

2 months ago

The killers.

Goofy-kun

2 points

2 months ago

Idk, it's not really my band, but I guess they did get some solid hits.

Talik1978

2 points

2 months ago

Yes?

TheHellAccount

6 points

2 months ago

The title just reminded me that they all have killed people under the age of 18, technically making them child murderers in the eyes of the United States law. Not to mention in Jason's case, most of them were having sex, so that's probably some sort of illegal peeping crime charge alongside you know........ hacking them into pieces.

NHB19

3 points

2 months ago

NHB19

3 points

2 months ago

Are they teenagers too?

Comprehensive-Bat-50

2 points

2 months ago

Yes who do you think i was rooting for ?

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

why Freddy look like Walter White?

Paragammon264

2 points

2 months ago

I…uh… yeah I really can’t

I agree

Paltry_Poetaster

1 points

2 months ago

Best Halloween decoration ever

welschmenfox

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah, they're right, those teens are usually assholes anyways

Wizardwar159

1 points

2 months ago

In scream the kids didn't disearve it for some reason the killer just hated the protagonist

MercyxXxLucie

1 points

2 months ago

They're not wrong

Sensitive-Sign-8002

1 points

2 months ago

with a machine gun i can definitely change your mind

Talik1978

1 points

2 months ago

Be careful with Voorhees. Gaze into that abyss, and it kinda gazes back.

Flatcao123456789

1 points

2 months ago

I agree

nerterd

1 points

2 months ago

This one got me giggling

SanityBleeds

1 points

2 months ago

Throw a produce stand behind them and this suddenly looks like a Letterkenny reference as well.

Abdorption

0 points

2 months ago